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The Boss phoned just after 4 o’clock to say he had to go to Maroochydore, would I please do the Friday post.
Earlier, Maestro CK Watt managed to email me (it took him four hours and several reboots) to say he was having computer problems so can’t look after the raffle this evening.
So it looks as though moi is it.
I will do my best, but think it would be wise to make it open house for drinks and food – please help yourselves as and when you wish.
For this evening, lets forget about those

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aka the “adults” in charge
and enjoy the camaraderie of The Pub.

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kk
It’s amazing how well the writers, who had most likely never heard of Tony Abbott, nailed his personality. If only ‘our’ Abbott could meet the same fate. It could happen.
Gigi’…I found to my discomfort, there are two French words difficult EVEN for the French to accept…”Le” and “Havre”… The ticket-girl at the train station had great sport making me repeat the destination I wanted the ticket for at least five or six times and variations…each one being met with a polite ” ou’?”….
About Depp’s dogs – don’t be too hard on Mr Depp. He may well have believed he was OK having his dogs here, given the laxity of our authorities, who seem to have turned a blind eye at first. Our government seems to have tolerated the presence of his little dogs for a month – since 21 April – before Bananaby chose to go public. He called the media the morning after Bill Shorten;s budget reply. Odd coincidence? Or a nice little ploy. saving it up until the government needed a distraction.
http://www.couriermail.com.au/entertainment/confidential/johnny-depp-back-in-queensland-to-resume-pirates-5-filming/story-fnn7l51k-1227313284368
http://www.goldcoastbulletin.com.au/entertainment/johnny-depp-did-not-declare-dogs-on-arrival-to-australia/story-fnj94hgr-1227355641203
The real issue here is the failure of those responsible for our bio-security and the possible effect on their work of Abbott government funding cuts.
jaycee
You wouldn’t be the only one. Just pronounce the “Le” separately and ignore the “H” of “Havre”. And I grant you that an “r” after a consonant can also create difficulties. Advice: always write words down in a foreign country.
Andrew Elder’s latest, and another beauty it is:
http://andrewelder.blogspot.com.au/2015/05/no-flies-on-scott-morrison.html
Gigi’….I am almost certain that HAD I written the words down, my note would have been rejected on account that it was written in English letters and not French!
In my own personal vision of hell, there could be only one thing worse than Tony Abbott being Prime Minister …”no-flies-on-scott-morrison.html”.
Pretty pathetic when SBS cannot show this without its being on delay
“A-LEAGUE GRAND FINAL: SYD V MELB V
Sunday 17th May at 4:30 pm (180 minutes)”
It kicked off at 4:05.
Fiona
Tks for the Elder link. He gets it, as usual. Morrison is a political grub. He will never lead his Party, despite the fevered commentary.
Al Palster,
I really hope you are right.
One of the nicest ales I ever brewed was all Maris Otter malt, all East Kent Goldings. I calculated the grist for a 4% ale, added an extra kilo malt to the mash tun but sparged as if just for the 4% ale. Gorgeous golden color, malty, huge beautiful EKG aroma.
BK
not as a replacement for your much loved alpaca but because maybe you can give them good homes. on gumtree someone in mt barker is trying to rehome two alapacas
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/mount-barker/livestock/7-alpacas-free-for-pick-up/1078908306
oh, there are seven of them.
Crunchy bread, butter and malt … Delicious!
BK and Mrs BK
So sorry for what you have been through, hugs from Razz and me.
gigi
Yep. The pettiness of Castillon compared with Sospel …
Al Palster
Scrote is a first water “political grub” but that is a Coalition uber plus , just ask Tones.
Am I unable to spell ‘pretty’ with out spelling correct intervening …
Sorry to hear about your young alpaca male, BK. None of this gets easier does it?
ctar1
Pretty indeed!
“Tony’s Tradies” that fix his f#ck-ups….: Credlin and Textor…..and most of the MSM. !
It’s been a mongrel of a day for us but it got quite a bit better after Collingwood went down by 5 points. (Apologies to Collingwood supporting PUBsters).
Well, BK…give a moment of thought to the sheep farmers when they get a “sheep graziers warning” on the weather…my tight-arse cousin hereabouts bemoans his fate when for no apparent reason, a sheep will go down…” any reason to die” he’ll lament ” any reason to die”…
puffy
Thanks for the Gumtree info. I don’t think we’ll take any more on for the time being.
Precious petals, they certainly can’t handle criticism or even interviews that are more than just a foot-rub.
‘Less aggressive’: Malcolm Turnbull’s advice for ABC journalists Leigh Sales and Emma Alberici
http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/less-aggressive-malcolm-turnbulls-advice-for-abc-journalists-leigh-sales-and-emma-alberici-20150517-gh3f7f.html
And more sooking from Sooky Joe – after criticism of Abbott’s ‘Captain Chaos’ announcement an election bribe new medical school for WA Sooky took offence and had a big dummy spit.
From this morning’s BK links –
http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/tony-abbott-branded-captain-chaos-over-medical-school-plan-20150516-gh36wz.html
Joe Hockey fires back at the AMA’s Brian Owler
http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/joe-hockey-fires-back-at-the-amas-brian-owler-20150517-gh3hbe.html
I am just back from an ALP meeting with Chris Bowen. Wow, does he know and enunciate his stuff ! My confidence level with our Feds is rising fast.
Sympathies Puffy and BK- sorry to come in late but the sentiment is genuine.
thank you Catalyst
duckie
Foxtel showed it live. i assume they made sbs start a half hour later. Was not much of a game imo/
Puffy,
I thought Rupert might be behind it. On SBS, the game started one hour late.
It wasn’t much of a game, as you say. I gave up after 30 minutes.
the finals series is an abomination.
rupert is an abomination.
Agreed. On both counts.
The NE couldn’t give a stuff about people smugglers
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2015/may/17/tony-abbott-backs-other-countries-turning-back-asylum-seeker-boats
As the man in charge when this little gem was created for Tourism Australia, scrot morriscum is obviously a man of taste and distinction:
This is MUCH better:
Blimey! Who would have thunk it? 😉
http://www.mamamia.com.au/news/exclusive-poll-86-australian-women-want-tony-abbott-step-pm/
“while the dickheads are still in Europe” is good.
Bloody Ipsos.
I’m not paying much attention to it. It has an in-house bias of about 2% to the LNP which was absent in its last poll last month.
But of course the LNP sycophants in the media are going to crow about it all week that it’s a sure sign that Abbott’s going to win the election.
Stuck on you
https://independentaustralia.net/art/art-display/stuck-on-you,7721
gqwd we will never hear the end of it.
Okay, Puffy, you’ve really stumped moi this time:
Please explain.
https://twitter.com/hashtag/gqwd
from -26 net satisfaction to -8
http://www.theage.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/fairfaxipsos-poll-coalition-draws-5050-with-labor-abbott-approval-soars-20150517-gh3ok8.html
This bit didn’t get into sycophant Kenny’s story
One last thing, if Kenny thinks that there’s going to be an early election then he’s delusional.
gawd
*slaps self on wrist with limp lettuce leaf*
Thank you, Puffy.