You are the Prime Minister of Australia – For One Day Only

Today’s Guest Poster is the magnificent Puffy The Magic Dragon, who – as always – has come up with a topic guaranteed to put fire in the belly (and even out of the mouth). Thank you so much, Puffy.

Also, I apologise for my lack of activity for the past few weeks. I am sure you all understand.

Photo credit: Wikimedia Commons

Hats off to Mr Steve Georganas MP, Federal Member for Hindmarsh, House of Reps. ALP.

Steve Geoganas, a thoroughly good bloke, recently attached a questionaire to his newsletter, for people in his electorate, asking about issues and concerns they may have.

As well as keeping in touch with his electorate and proactively seeking their input, his survey finished with an interesting question that I have not seen before in such an exercise.

‘What would you do if you were Prime Minister for one day.’

What an intriguing thought. What would I do?

I would:

  • Close Manus Island and Nauru camps and order repatriation to Australia of the people interned there.
  • Establish royal commissions into the banks, and another into our involvement into the Iraq WMD war. And Children Overboard, and the rest of that can of maggots. Chuck one in for political donations too, while we are at it.
  • Stop the Adani coalmine.

Because I will get to work early on my day, it will only be morning tea-time.

  • I will have plenty of time to fix the NBN fiasco, and then after lunch with Indigenous people’s representatives to nut out a plan to really address inequities, roll my sleeves up for a late nighter.

There is so much more.

  • Also, I would implement the ALP Animal Welfare plan, and designate theft of pets as an act of national harm, punishable by ten years of cleaning up doggy doo doo.

What would you do?

Itt’l be a cold in hell Friday





Before Turnbull  isn’t useless

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or Hanson isn’t a racist cow


But despite all that it will be a cold day in hell before we still can’t have a laugh,drink or food with friends and family and strive to have a happy and caring life despite what all that is going on.

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Fizza’s Flying Flop Friday

Our foolish ,flippant,fruitless,fuitile,feckless,pretentious,pompous,imperious,smug,idiotic muttonhead that sadly is our Prime minister jetted off to the US to suck up to their own version in the hope that it would generate some good poll numbers for him. Leaving aside the fact that he should be here putting in his 2 cents worth for the upcoming budget, you get the impression that Trump would rather be chewing his toenails than having to meet with Fizza whom he probably regards as much as he would  some lower skivvy in a far off part of his empire.

 The Don Looks happy here!!

He put Fizza on hold for 3 hours while he celebrated the passing of his healthcare bill. One which I am sure the libs would like to copy.


It will no doubt be spun as a great success by his sycophantic backers in the msm but I doubt that it will help him back home here where it really matters. I can tell what the famously quoted Pub Test is saying at lunch time today.

What a Wanker