My fellow Pubkateers, I have to make a confession about a surprising epiphany that occurred a few minutes ago …

(Image Credit: Pets Diaries)
Moi has suddenly, overwhelmingly, DEEPLY, DESPERATELY, AND DANGEROUSLY, fallen IN LOVE with Our Dear Leader, PM Blood Oaf.
So moi simply cannot resist sharing moi’s feelings and, more importantly, reasons, with youse humanes.
Moi loves PMBO with:
A because he is ABYSMAL
B because he is BELLICOSE
C because he is CRASS
D because he is a DOLT
E because he is EGREGIOUS
F because he is FRIGHTENING
G because he is GORMLESS
H because he is HORRIBLE
I because he is IMPOLITE
J because he is JINGOISTIC
K because he is a KILL-JOY
L because he is LOUTISH
M because he is MISOGYNISTIC
N because he is NASTY
O because he is an OAF
P because he is a PRICK
Q because he is QUINTESSENTIALLY appalling
R because he is REPULSIVE
S because he is STUPID
T because he is TERRIBLE
U because he is UNCOUTH
V because he is VICIOUS
W because he is WORTHLESS
X because he is XENOPHOBIC
Y because he is YUKKY
Z because THAT’S HIS GRADE LEVEL.
Toodle pip 😉
PS: Well done and fantastic choices (which I bet got up a few people’s noses):
Adam Goodes – 2014 Australian of the Year
Fred Chaney – 2014 Senior Australian of the Year
Jacqueline Freney – 2014 Young Australian of the Year
Tim Conolan – 2014 Australia’s Local Hero
All thoroughly well-deserved (as were all their fellow nominees).
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