IT’s Tony ‘s Raffle night

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Umm Errr Petra ( Blessed be her name) had advised told me that I err have to say umm something about a Raffle that err gets conducted here on Friday nights.

 

Umm Let me just say that Jeez I could do her

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 Err Sorry Petra( Glory upon her) , I mean’t to say that err Raffle night here at the Ha ha Pub is now open.Brought the ol ball and chain along and some of the tiddlewinks.images (38)

 Umm Should I be wearing a Flouro in here My love?  (Petra the Goddess of light)

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I promise err  that all winnings here will be tripled and that is a umm Rock solid guarantee from me. And you can keep all of it with no fear of me ever taking it away.That soft prick hockey might but he is treasurythingy so it won,t be me it will be him.

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I am a man ( Sorry Petra Vision of loveliness, move your left foot a bit closer so I can lick the dirt of it yummy ) of my word so you have nothing to fear.

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 SO go ahead with Your lives, and your raffle ,remember I am here for you,

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 Suckers.

 

 

 

205 thoughts on “IT’s Tony ‘s Raffle night

  1. ajcanberra – 66, 91, 102

    BK – 29, 31, 71

    Logan – 26, 43, 103

    Jaeger – 18, 56, 73

    Lord of the Fridge – 58, 78, 86

  2. Harry Chapin – one of my favourites for yonks..The world lost Harry far too soon.

  3. S Kidette
    I don’t know how to do sarcasm on a blog.
    So keep that in mind when I say that I think you’re being a bit harsh.
    When I saw Ray the poor bugger had a bad case of the sniffles

  4. spacekidette,

    I have mailed out the tender and specification documents to various reputable parlours. This, being Qld, and me not wanting to be inadvertantly caught up in a bikie gang investigation, I have had to search far and wide for suitable applicants and a rigorous examination of their bona fides will be undertaken upon the receiving of their quotes.

    Meanwhile the ” blank canvas ” the tattoo is to go on is being maintained diligently. Errant hairs, splotches, blotches , bumps, clumps and blind pimples are being given the short shrift. In fact a dusting of Johnsons is all that is now needed.

    Thank you for your interest.

  5. CK Watt

    Thank you for remembering me over the last few weeks. Could I please have numbers 16,27 and 54 if they are still available.

  6. The Prime Idiot will be on Insiders on Sunday – I’ll give it a miss, as usual. Someone at the ABC has a sense of humour – the panel will be Fran plus Laura Tingle, Niki Savva and Lenore Taylor. No blokes!

  7. The usual cause of sniffles among Sydney’s celebrity set is not the common cold.

  8. Brisbane Times has put up the video of Pyne directing the Speaker to rise. A surprisingly good article, even mentions the motion of motion of no confidence in the Speaker.

    “During enthusiastic applause at the end of Mr Shorten’s speech on Thursday night, Mr Pyne could clearly be seen gesturing to Ms Bishop to stand up, which she duly does at his instruction.
    “The arrogance of Christopher Pyne issuing instructions to the Speaker is breathtaking,” Mr Burke said.
    “I don’t think anyone gets surprised anymore when the Speaker appears to follow the instructions immediately.”

    http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/independence-of-speaker-bronwyn-bishop-again-compromised-after-she-takes-direction-from-christopher-pyne-20140516-38ee8.html

  9. 2gravel – 46, 53, 63

    Razz – 22, 70, 90

    2gmum – 51, 61, 100

    Billie11 – 81, 99, 116

    CTar1 – 47, 77, 110

    Curioz – 52, 64, 65

    Fiona’s mum – 39, 89, 93

    gippsland laborite – 48, 75, 107

    HaveAchat – 50, 82, 108

    Jaycee – 40, 97, 106

    muskiemp – 62, 84, 112

    Kambah Mick – 41, 79, 119

  10. Draw in 15 mins or when numbers are exhausted (ie one more set of 3 to go)

  11. Thanks CK. This last few days have been fraught on several levels here. And I’m struggling to cope with the disruption to my sleep patterns occasioned by the overnight road works taking place near our home.

    It’s most disturbing to wake constantly in the night trying to work out why one is in a first class bed and not an upright chair because the noise is just like that on a long distance plane journey *sighs*

  12. Joe,

    The titans haven’t been playing pretty but they haven’t given up. The new attitude is certainly responsible for dragging them over the line.

  13. Congratulations to – –

    Kambah Mick

    That deserves two lots of – – –

  14. SK and Joe,
    I don’t watch the second game on WIN, because of Hadley.
    Qld will never lose. They have all the good players in the important positions. Origin won’t survive the decade, NSW fans will stop caring after a few more failures.

  15. ian,

    Thanks for the update. Just make sure when you complete your tender process and finally enter the premises you ensure you are not holding ice cream.

  16. ajcanberra,

    I thought last year that the QLD run may end interest in origin but each game tends to be a nail biter just long enough to think NSW might be in with half a chance. lol

  17. Thanks heaps, CK. My second win in just a couple of weeks, people will be questioning our relationship soon!
    Joe, I’m not much of a punter, so do your best over the weekend if you don’t mind.

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