Umm Errr Petra ( Blessed be her name) had advised told me that I err have to say umm something about a Raffle that err gets conducted here on Friday nights.
Umm Let me just say that Jeez I could do her
Err Sorry Petra( Glory upon her) , I mean’t to say that err Raffle night here at the Ha ha Pub is now open.Brought the ol ball and chain along and some of the tiddlewinks.
Umm Should I be wearing a Flouro in here My love? (Petra the Goddess of light)
I promise err that all winnings here will be tripled and that is a umm Rock solid guarantee from me. And you can keep all of it with no fear of me ever taking it away.That soft prick hockey might but he is treasurythingy so it won,t be me it will be him.
I am a man ( Sorry Petra Vision of loveliness, move your left foot a bit closer so I can lick the dirt of it yummy ) of my word so you have nothing to fear.
SO go ahead with Your lives, and your raffle ,remember I am here for you,
Suckers.






F.M on chicken salt and other stuff
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/cartoon/2014/may/16/first-dog-reply-to-budget
And video featuring the next time a Coalition minister visits a university with demonstrating students.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sztf4hcGrB4
ajcanberra – 66, 91, 102
BK – 29, 31, 71
Logan – 26, 43, 103
Jaeger – 18, 56, 73
Lord of the Fridge – 58, 78, 86
Harry Chapin – one of my favourites for yonks..The world lost Harry far too soon.
CK
You have picked up my penchant for prime numbers very well.
S Kidette
I don’t know how to do sarcasm on a blog.
So keep that in mind when I say that I think you’re being a bit harsh.
When I saw Ray the poor bugger had a bad case of the sniffles
spacekidette,
I have mailed out the tender and specification documents to various reputable parlours. This, being Qld, and me not wanting to be inadvertantly caught up in a bikie gang investigation, I have had to search far and wide for suitable applicants and a rigorous examination of their bona fides will be undertaken upon the receiving of their quotes.
Meanwhile the ” blank canvas ” the tattoo is to go on is being maintained diligently. Errant hairs, splotches, blotches , bumps, clumps and blind pimples are being given the short shrift. In fact a dusting of Johnsons is all that is now needed.
Thank you for your interest.
Ned& Syd please CK
SK
derby tonight many injuries to both will be interesting.
BK I’m very trying.
CK Watt
Thank you for remembering me over the last few weeks. Could I please have numbers 16,27 and 54 if they are still available.
rnm1953,
BWAHAHAHAHAAHA. Poor bastard. Almost feel sorry for him. Almost. 😉
Any three for me also please CK!
Ned – 37, 72, 83
Syd – 59, 114, 118
28, 5, 67 or something close to that please CK
msadventure – 15, 28, 54 (a pleasure)
Scorpio6to2 – 44, 60, 104
Political Animal – 7, 38, 67
rhanks CK Watt – top job
Time for some of our regulars methinks. Bakson
kambah mick
thanks for the koss!
And SK,
What was the cause of the sniffles?
joe,
It will be interesting. Who you putting your money on?
The Prime Idiot will be on Insiders on Sunday – I’ll give it a miss, as usual. Someone at the ABC has a sense of humour – the panel will be Fran plus Laura Tingle, Niki Savva and Lenore Taylor. No blokes!
The usual cause of sniffles among Sydney’s celebrity set is not the common cold.
goss
Usual please
Brisbane Times has put up the video of Pyne directing the Speaker to rise. A surprisingly good article, even mentions the motion of motion of no confidence in the Speaker.
“During enthusiastic applause at the end of Mr Shorten’s speech on Thursday night, Mr Pyne could clearly be seen gesturing to Ms Bishop to stand up, which she duly does at his instruction.
“The arrogance of Christopher Pyne issuing instructions to the Speaker is breathtaking,” Mr Burke said.
“I don’t think anyone gets surprised anymore when the Speaker appears to follow the instructions immediately.”
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/independence-of-speaker-bronwyn-bishop-again-compromised-after-she-takes-direction-from-christopher-pyne-20140516-38ee8.html
2gravel – 46, 53, 63
Razz – 22, 70, 90
2gmum – 51, 61, 100
Billie11 – 81, 99, 116
CTar1 – 47, 77, 110
Curioz – 52, 64, 65
Fiona’s mum – 39, 89, 93
gippsland laborite – 48, 75, 107
HaveAchat – 50, 82, 108
Jaycee – 40, 97, 106
muskiemp – 62, 84, 112
Kambah Mick – 41, 79, 119
Fed up – 69, 92, 111
SK
Titans
Cowboys
Then QLD 9 in a row
Nsw this year is weak
Draw in 15 mins or when numbers are exhausted (ie one more set of 3 to go)
The Poodle certainly didn’t say “grub”.
Still nothing on http://www.abc.net.au/news/ about last night in parliament. Weird.
Leonetwo
Pour vous
Fiona – 41, 95, 109
Good evening, all.
Nice to see The Pub humming.
Draw coming up – – –
49
Thanks CK. This last few days have been fraught on several levels here. And I’m struggling to cope with the disruption to my sleep patterns occasioned by the overnight road works taking place near our home.
It’s most disturbing to wake constantly in the night trying to work out why one is in a first class bed and not an upright chair because the noise is just like that on a long distance plane journey *sighs*
Joe,
The titans haven’t been playing pretty but they haven’t given up. The new attitude is certainly responsible for dragging them over the line.
Congratulations to – –
Kambah Mick
That deserves two lots of – – –
CK,
Congratulations and thanks as always.
SK and Joe,
I don’t watch the second game on WIN, because of Hadley.
Qld will never lose. They have all the good players in the important positions. Origin won’t survive the decade, NSW fans will stop caring after a few more failures.
Kambah Mick,
Fiona
Ta muchly, nice and cold, lots of ice just the way I like it.
Thank you CK.
ian,
Thanks for the update. Just make sure when you complete your tender process and finally enter the premises you ensure you are not holding ice cream.
ajcanberra,
I thought last year that the QLD run may end interest in origin but each game tends to be a nail biter just long enough to think NSW might be in with half a chance. lol
Thanks heaps, CK. My second win in just a couple of weeks, people will be questioning our relationship soon!
Joe, I’m not much of a punter, so do your best over the weekend if you don’t mind.
rnm1953,
It wouldn’t be what ian was about to dust his ‘canvas’ with?