IT’s Tony ‘s Raffle night

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Umm Errr Petra ( Blessed be her name) had advised told me that I err have to say umm something about a Raffle that err gets conducted here on Friday nights.

 

Umm Let me just say that Jeez I could do her

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 Err Sorry Petra( Glory upon her) , I mean’t to say that err Raffle night here at the Ha ha Pub is now open.Brought the ol ball and chain along and some of the tiddlewinks.images (38)

 Umm Should I be wearing a Flouro in here My love?  (Petra the Goddess of light)

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I promise err  that all winnings here will be tripled and that is a umm Rock solid guarantee from me. And you can keep all of it with no fear of me ever taking it away.That soft prick hockey might but he is treasurythingy so it won,t be me it will be him.

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I am a man ( Sorry Petra Vision of loveliness, move your left foot a bit closer so I can lick the dirt of it yummy ) of my word so you have nothing to fear.

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 SO go ahead with Your lives, and your raffle ,remember I am here for you,

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 Suckers.

 

 

 

205 thoughts on “IT’s Tony ‘s Raffle night”

  5. Numbers 23 57 and 55 please. A couple of amusing stories about locals not realizing the el touristas speaks their language.

    One of my Israeli women friends told me that, when she was pregnant riding a subway in New York, she asked (in English) to squeeze on a bench seat next to two women. One of the women said to the other in Hebrew “Let the cow sit down”. After she sat down, my friend then said in Hebrew “The cow says ‘thanks”.

    “I was on a night train, going from Rome to Naples. Two addicts were discussing robbing me with a knife while I was sitting in the same cabin with them. I told them I spoke Italian, and that if they wanted to rob me, I wasn’t going to make it easy for them. They apologised and told me they thought I was German.”

  6. Wow we needed a warning before that Post or the option to replace with cute Kittens. Ant three numbers Please!

  10. TLBD – 35, 85, 105

    kaffeeklatscher – 23, 55, 57

    Catalyst – 76, 101, 115

  22. spacekidette

    No worries, it is so good to see you back here, I think I can say that is from all of us.

  23. The budget is going down really well. J

    ulie Bishop has been mobbed by angry students at Sydney University.
    http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2014/05/16/shame-you-julie-bishop-heckled-student-protesters-budget-cuts

    Christopher Pyne has been chanted down at Adelaide uni.
    http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/singing-student-protesters-try-to-drown-out-federal-education-minister-christopher-pyne-as-he-opens-a-festival-at-university-of-adelaide/story-fni6uo1m-1226920125406

    Abbott seems to be hiding under a bed somewhere.

  26. Good to see some heckling there. Well-deserved. Will it make the news the way JG’s sandwich did and her encouter with that woman who asked her: “Why did you lie?”

  31. Can I have 10, 12 and 19 .. or any other 3 numbers that might be left over please.

  33. I went for a haircut today (budget follow up!) and while I was waiting the only reading option was the Terror. What a crap paper, seemingly designed for people too dumb to be able to read. One of the big “stories” was a rant by Ray Hadley about his ex missus going out with a NRL coach and how wrong that was. So wrong in fact, that he has complained to the NRL hierarchy to get the bloke booted.
    My summation of the story is that Hadley, after biffing her at least once, has seen her disappear from his house and marriage, but still believes he can control who she sees, when and where. He is so self absorbed, if not insane that he thinks it is OK for him to write about this in a newspaper! Apparently one of his especial whinges was that she and her new partner went to a function put on by the NRL, and he felt “embarrassed” by her presence, enough to initiate his complaint and apparently a vendetta against the partner.
    No mention of any embarrassment about the domestic violence though.

  36. I am going to do the right thing and say the students should not shove any politician around, even if the low down scumbag of a mutton-shank follows her security detail into a crowd of young people very upset with the impending doom of unaffordable uni fees and starvation.

  38. Kambah Mick,

    I first heard the story from some of our footy friends on the Gold Coast. I didn’t think much of it until I saw it made the front page of the paper. I thought WTF? The Daily Horror has totally lost all perspective!

  44. Apparently I played Rugby against Mr Hadley. I had no idea who he was until I went to a function and he was guest speaker. I still didn’t know who he was because I’d moved out of Sydney maybe 15 years previous and I didn’t learn who he was until someone told me that Ray was a former race caller and was climbing the ranks.
    My only memory of that day in relation to Ray was that he looked as if he had a cold
    I hope the moderators don’t feel this is a litigious statement.

  45. Vietnam era style protests, that’s what we want! Don’t ask me, I don’t give a damn, next stop is Vietnam.

  49. I haven’t watched tv footy this season. I have been to a few of the titans home games. Reason – Ray Hadley. Footy puts in shed load of cash to promote women in league but choose to have Hadley commentate, mc and various other representative things when it is rumoured the bully is a perpetrator of domestic violence.

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