Sveiki un laipni aicināti citu izdevumu Piektdienas nakts Loterijas.
Good Evening patrons and staff of the wonderful establishment called “THE PUB”.
Seems it was all doom and gloom on the poll front front this week for the party of light and good.
The party of dark and evil are acting like they have already won and it would be better for everyone if Julia just handed over the keys to Tony and lets not worry about a pesky election anyway .
Be of good cheer people there is still 211 days until election day and if a lot can happen in a week well a shitload can happen in 30 weeks.
Don’t be downcast be positive ,have a drink,chill and take a few deep breaths.
The music is great,the staff are without doubt the best in any pub anywhere,the company exceptional and the bouncers benevolent.
As always it,s raffle night and you can ask for your numbers straight away as apparently supposedly educated people cannot grasp the concept of after 6.00pm.
Fiona won last week and very narrowly missed out on adding to our kitty of $40.70.
‘A prize will also be given to the first person to name tonight’s header language without looking up any translator tools.
A tip for the horses tommorow is Melb.race 7/ 6 .Apparently as some ability but who knows.


I will be there in spirit(s) – so if you feel that someone is watching you, you’d be quite right!
Evening all.
What is it about these conservative pollies who use the media on a regular basis to criticise another country over their ‘democracy”/ ‘human rights’ or whatever else they don’t like and then expect that country to welcome them with open arms when they arrive in a delegation to “help” them overcome their deficiencies?
I don’t blame Malaysia one bit for not allowing Xenophon to enter their country.
Jeez you lot have been having a lend of yourselves while I’ve been away! 😀
What’s that old Australian saying? Oh, yes, I remember,
“He thinks he’s god’s gift to women.’ 😉
Back to work, because a woman’s work is never done, whilst men just sit around and polish their egos. 🙂
I don’t either.
Xenophon seems to think he’s a citizen of the world and entitled to free access wherever he goes, no matter what he says.
BB,
How does that song go – Oh it’s hard to be humble, when you’re perfect in every way
Egos well worth polishing, C@t.
Speaking of polishing, how are those baubles bangle and beads going for tomorrow afternoon’s performance?
I’m wondering who was in the other parliamentary delegation that was going to follow the media tart, Xenophon, over to Malaysia next week?
Greens or Conservatives, or both, holding hands, as is the case these days over asylum seekers?
C@t, Mal Washer was one – can’t remember the other two.
Georgannas and a Nat Senator
for you BB.
Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble
When you’re perfect in every way.
I can’t wait to look in the mirror
Cause I get better looking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble
But I’m doing the best that I can.
I used to have a girlfriend
But she just couldn’t compete
With all of these love starved women
Who keep clamoring at my feet.
Well I prob’ly could find me another
But I guess they’re all in awe of me.
Who cares, I never get lonesome
Cause I treasure my own company.
Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble
When you’re perfect in every way,
I can’t wait to look in the mirror
Cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble
But I’m doing the best that I can.
I guess you could say I’m a loner,
A cowboy outlaw tough and proud.
I could have lots of friends if I want to
But then I wouldn’t stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that I’m egotistical.
Hell, I don’t even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the way that I
Fill out my skin tight blue jeans.
Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble
When you’re perfect in every way,
I can’t wait to look in the mirror
Cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble
But I’m doing the best that I can.
We’re doing the best that we can
Senator X’s fellow travellers were Nationals Senator John Williams, Labor MP Steve Georganas, and Liberal MP Mal Washer. They have now pulled out.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-02-16/nick-xenophon-detained-in-malaysia/4522944
They could keep John Williams. And well may you say ‘Who?’. He seems to think he’s the senator in charge of getting Lyne back into the Nationals’ arthritic mitts and keeps deluging our letter boxes with anti-Oakeshott propaganda. A nice stay in a Malaysian gaol would have done him the world of good.
Today the Prime Minister did this –
http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/breaking-news/gillard-announces-millions-for-research/story-e6freono-1226579439555
and the LOTO and his scruffy pale blue tie did this –
Leone,
Did you have to post a pic of that reprobate? Made me feel ill.
Which twin is the Tony in that photo? 😉
Abduls will be a wall of tears tommorow when the patrons are told we are spoken for”.
Bullshit!!..Abduls will be wall to wall pisspots when the vino starts to flow!!
Avagoodone!
Muttley McGee,
You beat me to it – and I hope you will forgive my light editing touch 🙂
Can please we get blow by errm veil by veil updates on the Abdul luncheon entertainment?
Jesus Christ!
They’re just trying to string this out for the rest of the election year cycle. They truly are evil and don’t deserve to be allowed to run this country.
Puffytmd,
Can please we get blow by errm veil by veil updates on the Abdul luncheon entertainment?
I can give you a rundown now if you like!
There. Will. Be. No. ‘Dance of the 7 Veils’. I don’t want to put people off their food. 😀
Puff tMD,
If only we could arrange for live video coverage – you could have a marvellous time doing
full-frontalfashion coverage of those two drop-dead gorgeous gentlemen who grace The PUB …To take your minds off Abbott,the prettiest song ever recorded…
The most sublime Mr. Omar Khyam….On the gathering at Abduls…’And I ponder what it is the vinter buys, half so precious as that which he sells?”
Oh that hair!
Or for the less “sublime”..Henry Lawson..: “Beer makes you feel how you should feel all the time!”
C@t:
They’re just trying to string this out for the rest of the election year cycle.
Hilarious. What do they intend to do, take their petty, baseless grievances to every body in the known universe just to keep this thing playing out?
Perrett should get in front of a camera and ridicule the desperation big time.
jaycee,
Beer gives you Brewer’s Droop. 😉
Back to work. 🙂
I know that the main interest in the colour and fabric of the veils. Lace, brocade, tulle, silk, green, red, gold?
fionajr
Thank you for sorting it. What didn’t I do right? 🙂
confessions,
Are you saying Doane has lodged a complaint against Perrett because he wrote a letter to the AFP wanting answers to the questions we have all asked?
C@t,
Yeah, we know. What happens in Abduls stays in Abduls.
PTMD,
I’m wearing jeans and a t-shirt. 🙂
Here’s Peter Slipper’s speech to parliament on the lack of media diversity in Australia today(especially apt considering Murdoch’s got his mitts on Meet the Press now too):
http://www.independentaustralia.net/2013/politics/peter-slipper-on-australian-media-democracy-and-ia/
Muttley McGee,
Moi has no idea!
C@t:
No, I’m saying that because Perrett has written to the AFP requesting further investigation that he’s the perfect Labor MP to do the ridiculing.
This latest stunt deserves ridicule. Human Rights Commission? Is she blinking bonkers?
Neither Campbell Newman, Jeff Seeney, or Ros Bates had the guts to face the media today. They sent out John Paul Langbroek:
http://au.news.yahoo.com/video/queensland/watch/00cfaa83-0c08-3bcc-b0d6-dc018a9f34aa/newman-govt-faces-allegations-of-nepotism/
fess,
Ah, I see. 🙂
Anyway, I’m wondering how Doane’s Human Rights have been abused by Slipper? Did he call her a ‘Septic Tank’ or something? 😉
To get you in the mood.
Typical Yank, is Doane: jurisdiction shopping.
They lost their case fair and square, yet they still pursue it: Fed Court, High Court, FWA, now the Human Rights Commission.
They do it because they have unlimited money.
Somehow the people who stole the diaries of the Commonwealth Parliamentary Speaker are hard done by?
Wankers.
A nice little piece from MammaMia:
http://www.mamamia.com.au/social/the-women-at-our-dinner-party-tanya-plibersek/
Back to work. 😦
10 to 1 that Doane story will be on the front page of the Sunday papers tomorrow. Compared with the Rares judgement which cracked page 17.
Well if the entertainment at Abduls has been cancelled, here is a consolation.
C@t:
Exactly. There is a John Grisham-style term for this, but I can’t remember what it is.
jurisdiction shopping.
That’s the one! Thanks BB.
hahaha
I only posted Amira part 1. Find part 2 by yourself.
Robert Oakeshott MP @OakeyMP
Nationals candidate in lyne today said the June 2013 rise in tax-free threshold will “make people worse off”. ABC radio this morning.
Sigh.
Of course the Karen Doane thing will be all over everything tomorrow. It’s a Newspoll weekend. Uncle Rupert and the Dark Side must be getting extremely desperate if this is the best they can do for the usual Sunday Scandal.
Just a thought – Ms Doane should be deportable, surely. She would still be a US citizen, they don’t give their citizenship up if they move overseas.
Buyers Remorse:
Terry Mills’ CLP government cops double-digit swing in Wanguri by-election http://blogs.crikey.com.au/pollbludger/2013/02/16/wanguri-by-election-live/ …
leonetwo,
Deportation sounds good to me. We should do it in retaliation for Malaysia deporting Xeno.