If you never hear from me again, it’s because Bushfire Bill has dealt with me for publishing this brilliant post that should have been up on Sunday.
Just because he hasn’t had time to do the pics!
I ask you!!!
Anyway, if I’m not around tomorrow, that’s why.
So, I leave you with . . .
If Murdoch has to write letters to Abbott through his newspapers, then that means he’s not getting to him via the usual channels: closed door meetings, a quiet word, Friday night get-togethers, surreptitious visits to the New York News HQ, and so on.
Abbott seems to have gone off the reservation. He’s always had a high opinion of his own judgement and intellect, and now there’s no holding him back.
Truly Murdoch has created the monster. It has broken its shackles and now wanders the world, frightening children and shirt-fronting adults at random. Its crazy ideas, reflecting its piecemeal make up – part journalist, part thug, part priest – are being let run wild. It won’t even listen to its master now, the man that gave it life.
Only one thing can tame its excesses, and that is Peta’s sweet whisper. She is with him night and day, always at hand, just off camera, in the room at even the highest level meetings. But lately even her calming words are not being heard.
Abbott is becoming used to being in charge. He’s learning that what he says goes. He’s never had this before. He’s always been the protégé, the golden boy who’s headed for great things, guided by the wisdom of a wise patron.
Well, now he’s arrived – and he’s doing to do those great things. Why confine your psyche to just inside your head, keeping counsel, waiting for The Day when you can paint a nation with your grand ideas and force even the mighty to call you “Sir”? There’s no more waiting. This is destiny. Tony’s mind has expanded, and now his canvas is a nation, but one he’s never loved for itself. It’s always been one he wanted to change to look more like where he came from, not realizing that place too has changed and has moved on.
He got rid of the schoolboy fringe he used to cover his thinning hair. He applied … something … was it Botox? Or some surgery? … to his forehead and his eyes to ease out the wrinkles. He’s combed his hair over like he’s seen real leaders do, the better to look the part. And his speech patterns have changed. He sounds more hesitant now, as if every word he utters is gold, to be taken down by adoring scribes and kept for posterity.
Sure, he can’t resist the simian swagger, and his suits are still too tight. That’s the boy in him, wanting to show off his physique. The hands are everywhere too: defensively, pushing away questions and criticism. He used to have a cruder use for his hands in his boxing days. One king-hit out of nowhere and he’d deck his opponent. But he can’t do that now. He has to settle for mugging his old punching bag, Joe; not really satisfying, but something of an outlet for his natural instincts.
Maybe he’s timed it well. Maybe he thinks he can cast off his backers in the media because the media isn’t as powerful as it once was, making and breaking kings and queens. Maybe he’s right. Maybe he’s wrong.
But he can’t cast off the ridicule. As he tries harder and harder to be ever more serious and statesmanlike, he’s the butt of more and more jokes. He believed once that cometh the office, cometh the man, but the cartoonists cruelly still depict him with those ears, those budgie smugglers, that hairy torso, those exaggeratedly cruel lips. They never show the New Tony, the one he’s always wanted to be, and was always told he could be. They laugh at him and his narcissm instead.
The man must be going crazy with frustration. It’s all fallen apart. His Macbethian plan to claw his way to the top has ended as all such progresses do: with more enemies to use as shields, no-one to trust, more blood and more dysfunction.
He thought Labor was dead. He killed it himself, didn’t he? He won so many battles against it … and still Labor lives. He made promises he shouldn’t have, and which he couldn’t possibly keep, right on election eve – and now they, like Labor, are coming back to haunt him, no matter how much he licks his lips, protests his innocence and redoubles his lies. Now he’s lying about lying. Did he say he’d never do that? He can’t remember. There have been so many lies. So many contradictions. So many speeches and interviews. Can he be expected to remember them all?
Bill Shorten just won’t play the way Tony wants him to play. Bill – boyish, quiet, considered, and intelligent, won’t come on to the battlefield and fight him man to man. Bill’s biding his time. It’s a war Abbott doesn’t like: one of manoeuvre, skirmishing, probing, even agreeing with him from time to time, avoiding a fight. With each clash Abbott loses a few more devotees he can’t replace. Volunteers and supporters are thinning out as they contemplate whether being otherwise engaged is the better option. He just can’t line up Bill Shorten for the sucker punch. He has to face it, Bill intends to go the full fifteen rounds. Until that time, Bill will dance and sting to weaken his opponent so that Abbott will be wounded and bloody when they come out into the ring for the penultimate bell.
It wasn’t supposed to be like this. People have always been scared of Abbott, of his sheer naked aggressiveness, his mercilessness and of his ability, without reflection, to turn on anyone who gets in his way. He’s always liked being surrounded by bodies – friends or enemies. They’ve been his substitute for sandbags. But bodies bring blood and flies. People start to notice the stench of death around him.
The Catholic Bishops saw his temperament, and threw him out of the seminary for it. Jesus didn’t need a holy warrior to minister to a parish. He needed someone with empathy and humility, not a thug.
Australia celebrated his thuggishness, in a shameful period where they valued light entertainment because they could afford to. The nation was prospering. Vilifying Gillard was good sport. We kidded ourselves that if we called Gillard a liar over legislation then that would mean Global Warming would go away. We were on top of the world … ironically because Labor put us there while other countries fell by the wayside.
But now, digging holes and lecturing other nations has lost its authenticity. We’re becoming a basket case state, with a basket case leader at the helm. It’s no longer Reality TV. It’s Reality. Slogans and slagging-off won’t put meals on tables. A nation that is taxed higher and suffers cutbacks to basic services simply to satisfy its government’s insane surplus fetish – when that government puts little back by way of innovation, and actually closes productive industries down – is not a prosperous nation. It is a nation that is being laid waste by its own rulers to serve their vanity.
Why did we close down manufacturing? Who cares if imports are cheaper, if no-one can afford to buy them? What’s the point of the government’s coffers being full if the peoples’ are empty? And then there’s the dollar … are imports really even cheap anymore? We have high price tags on the things we’ve taken for granted for so long, and diminishing capacity to compete with those who charge them. We’ve pissed our economy up against the wall, in favour of a few brief, nothing moments on the world stage so that Abbott can indulge himself in his schoolboy fantasy of someday growing up and being respected among his peers. He had the chance to impress world leaders with his vision for a magnificent estate, and all he talked about was how he’d tidied up the back yard and pulled out a few weeds. Not satisfied with stalking the land, the monster now stalks the world.





Oh dear god, Turnbull is going to waste YET MORE taxpayers’ money on yet another bullshit review with a predetermined answer.
http://www.zdnet.com/article/turnbull-promises-full-per-premise-cost-of-fibre-nbn/
Don’t worry reading the article—the review is pure, refined horsehit, but do read the comments—zingers!
Pol Animal,
I’m so glad you could comment – I was beginning to think that the site had closed to all reasonable people!
That makes Tone Icarus. For Daedalus take your pick of Murdoch and Credlin.
Pol An,
There are no comments to that article.
There were when I read it!
17 comments now.
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http://www.zdnet.com/article/turnbull-promises-full-per-premise-cost-of-fibre-nbn/
Are you logged in to ZDNet?
I can also see 17 comments.
For some reason, I can’t see comments in Chrome but I can in Firefox.
I remember when I had probs with IA comments it had to do with the permissions but I can’t remember exactly what I did.
BB, that is a most passionate fire-in-the-belly piece!! One of your best!! Lurve it!!
BB, that will get me going for the day. Spoke to an ex-student the other day asking how was work at the auto electrical workshop he is a mechanic at. Straight off he said business has been slow ever since Abbott got in! The Abbott magic is trickling down even if the money isn’t.
Abbottareallybad.
Good morning Dawn Patrollers.
SMH editorial – You will pay for Abbott’s backflip.
http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/tony-abbotts-gp-copayment-plan-clever-politics-but-it-will-cost-you-20141209-123je1.html
Lenore Taylor – Hobson’s choice still undermines bulk billing.
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2014/dec/09/gp-co-payment-change-brings-a-hobsons-choice-that-still-undermines-bulk-billing
Peter Martin gets it as usual – it’s a tweak, not a termination. And it’s not over yet he says.
http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/abbotts-gp-copayments-arent-dead-its-a-tweak-not-a-termination-20141209-123ljo.html
Michelle Gratan has a good look at the copayment change and how it is being received.
https://theconversation.com/co-payment-compromise-puts-extra-burden-on-doctors-35264
Mark Kenny muses on the changes.
http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/gp-tax-gone-again-20141209-123j0h.html
Michael Gordon – The penny drops for Abbott.
http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/medicare-copayment-penny-drops-as-abbott-vows-to-listen-and-learn-20141209-123m55.html
Rather an unfortunate headline as Mark Kenny looks at the Fisher by election in SA and what it means to the Libs.
http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-opinion/abbott-government-forced-into-submission-after-shock-loss-in-south-australia-20141209-123j0l.html
Ross Gittins and the growing generational gap.
http://www.smh.com.au/comment/generation-gap-keeps-growing-for-todays-youth-20141209-12349a.html
View from the Street – another good one.
http://www.smh.com.au/comment/view-from-the-street/view-from-the-street-goodbye-gp-copay-hello-new-gp-copay-20141209-123j4l.html
How the FTAs may undermine the fight against tobacco effects.
http://www.smh.com.au/comment/trade-deals-must-not-undermine-fight-against-tobacco-20141209-1233ag.html
Section 2 . . .
Tony Wright with a well aimed piss take on the language of hopeless ministers.
http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-opinion/when-tumbling-ministers-should-talk-less-and-look-to-cheerleaders-for-backflip-tips-20141209-123dqt.html
The Business Spectator – Abbott’s policy muddle is taking its toll.
http://www.businessspectator.com.au/article/2014/12/10/national-affairs/abbotts-policy-muddle-taking-its-toll
Judith Ireland outlines the vitriol that is apparent in the Hockey/Fairfax law suit.
http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/joe-hockey-to-take-stand-in-defamation-case-against-fairfax-media-20141209-123dlm.html
Now why was it again that we didn’t ever believe Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Ashcroft, etc?
http://www.smh.com.au/world/enhanced-interrogation-torture-techniques-by-cia-were-far-more-brutal-and-ineffective-in-stopping-terrorist-plots-us-senate-report-20141209-123pyc.html
The electors are going cold on Abbott’s climate change sabotage – Ben Eltham.
https://newmatilda.com/2014/12/09/electorate-going-cold-abbotts-climate-change-sabotage
A spectacular ad for public schooling.
http://www.smh.com.au/comment/a-spectacular-advertisement-for-public-schooling-20141209-1207r0.html
Eric Abetz’s pay offer is likely to be strongly rejected by Employment Dept employees. It’s just the beginning.
http://www.canberratimes.com.au/national/public-service/defeat-predicted-for-government-in-employment-dept-20141209-1236ex.html
Some chilling hospital stats from NSW.
http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/analysis-shows-more-patients-waiting-longer-for-emergency-treatment-20141209-123939.html
And the same goes for ambulance responses in Victoria.
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/emergency-ambulance-response-times-critically-ill-can-wait-26-minutes-20141209-123kzq.html
This is well worth reading – our vulnerability around fuel security.
https://independentaustralia.net/environment/environment-display/sailing-close-to-the-wind-australias-perilous-dependence-on-imported-fuel,7171
Section 3 . . .
The three worst things the Liberals did yesterday.
http://www.ellistabletalk.com/2014/12/09/the-three-worst-things-the-liberals-did-yesterday-133-2/
Ron Tandberg can be so cutting!
http://www.smh.com.au/photogallery/federal-politics/cartoons/ron-tandberg-20090910-fixc.html
Alan Moir – you’ve done it again!
http://www.smh.com.au/photogallery/federal-politics/cartoons/alan-moir-20090907-fdxk.html
Cathy Wilcox – can Morrison fix our fire ants problem?
http://www.smh.com.au/photogallery/federal-politics/cartoons/cathy-wilcox-20090909-fhd6.html
A nice little picture from Andrew Dyson on Abbott’s health moves.
http://www.smh.com.au/photogallery/federal-politics/cartoons/andrew-dyson-20090819-epqv.html
MUST SEE! David Pope says so much in this effort.
http://www.smh.com.au/photogallery/federal-politics/cartoons/david-pope-20141123-1t3j0.html
John Spooner is not impressed with FoFA it seems.
http://www.smh.com.au/photogallery/federal-politics/cartoons/spooner-gallery-20090716-dmsv.html
David Rowe – the Pan Pipes of Peru.
http://www.afr.com/p/national/cartoon_gallery_david_rowe_1g8WHy9urgOIQrWQ0IrkdO
The cartoonists doing their bit
http://www.canberratimes.com.au/photogallery/federal-politics/cartoons/cathy-wilcox-20090909-fhd6.html?selectedImage=1
Blood pressure is usually measured on the left arm, the heart side
http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/abbotts-gp-copayments-arent-dead-its-a-tweak-not-a-termination-20141209-123ljo.html
David Rowe has reduced Tone to a walking stick.
Little plug for my team….thanks BK!
http://www.smh.com.au/comment/a-spectacular-advertisement-for-public-schooling-20141209-1207r0.html
Fridge
A comment on that article –
Under water archaeology off Da Nang –
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/special/2014/newsspec_8704/index.html
Beautiful photography and a interesting story. Keep scrolling down.
Fridge
I have always been in awe of what these kids – and their teachers – do.
And I thought Dairy farmers were to be the big winners from having a nearly signed FTA with China –
http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/farming/dairy/63999771/Fonterra-slashes-payout-forecast
Clive Palmer proves again that he has no idea.
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2014/dec/09/medicare-co-payment-amended-coalition
The damn thing has not been ‘dumped’. Low income earners and the ‘socially or financially disadvantaged’ will still have to pay increased GP fees unless they have that precious concession card or can find a GP who will still bulk-bill.
No wonder PUP’s polling is down to 2% in the latest Essential.
l2
However described it’s still an up front payment.
About the NSW Schools Spectacular –
Wonderful though it is, great show and all, talented as the performers are, much as they love taking part, don’t be fooled into believing that this event has anything to do with what is taught in NSW public schools. I’ve been associated with performing arts for a long time and the truth is that kids chosen to take part learn their skills in out-of-school classes with their local music, singing, drama and dance teachers. Classes that are nothing to do with school and paid for by their parents. These kids are seasoned performers, used to performing in concerts, many are regulars on their local eisteddfod circuits and at talent quests and other events. If you are from a disadvantaged family that can’t afford extras like singing, music, drama or dance classes then you are never going to be chosen to take part.
Dance routines, music arrangements, whatever, are all planned and choreographed in Sydney and students chosen to take part have to learn them from YouTube videos, recordings, whatever. No school gets to do an individual item arranged by their own teachers. Costumes are also planned and made centrally, organised by a paid professional costume co-ordinator. There are no friendly local mums’ groups happily running up their school’s costumes at working bees.
Although dances, choir items etc are learnt intitially from YouTube videos there are huge costs involved in transporting a school’s participants to Sydney and around the state for the compulsory rehearsals. Travel subsidies – a one-off payment for each student – are available, but they don’t cover the full cost. These subsidies are not paid in advance, this year’s participants will receive their payments early next year. That’s not much help when you had to get a group to Sydney in November. The subsidy per performer for this area was just $19 per person. Not much help. We had a group of dancers from one of the local high schools chosen to take part this year. They had to launch a fund raising campaign to be able to pay for the travel to the city and their accommodation for almost a week of rehearsal, performances and arrival and departure days, plus earlier compulsory rehearsals in Sydney. They also had to travel to Grafton and Newcastle for practices with other school groups. Even with fund raising their parents had to dig deep to help meet the costs.
Teachers have to accompany and look after their performers. They usually have to meet the costs themselves or add them to any fund raising and their schools have to pay for relief staff to take their classes during their absence.
Sorry, but this hugely expensive annual event is every bit as discriminatory as private school education. Only those who can afford to pay can take part. For a long time I have believed that the money would be better spent on providing schools with things that are of use and benefit to alll students. This ‘spectacular’ is actually a spectacular fraud.
CTar1
When Barnyabbie was gibbering about “Gold! Gold ! Gold ! for ‘Strayan dairy farmers” Fonterra chaps had already announced that dairy prices were off something like 40% in China this year. It made Barnyabbie’s outbursts make even less sense.
Optus squeezing last drop of profit out of its HFC network.
http://www.zdnet.com/article/optus-squeezes-last-drop-of-hfc-networks-with-new-bundle/
Better headline: Optus tries to boost value of its HFC network just before the clueless dickheads in NBN Co upper ranks buy it.
Leone, thank you for that spectacular insight.
Looks like the abbott (accompanied by the dill dutton) is going to bombard us with selling his new, revamped GP tax.
BB
A worrying portrait of Abbott. But I believe it’s a true one. The man IS a monster. Frightening!
Julie Bishop and Peta Credlin ‘like two Siamese fighting fish’
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/julie-bishop-and-peta-credlin-like-two-siamese-fighting-fish/story-fn59niix-1227150547282
But how will they ‘have it out’? Jelly wrestling? A martial arrts bout? A cage fight? Or just a good old screaming match? Will tickets be sold for the showdown? It could be a great party fund raiser.
Stock up on popcorn
http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/julie-bishop-and-peta-credlin-relationship-has-irretrievably-broken-down-report-20141209-123v6d.html
They are on to something
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/dec/10/the-moral-case-on-asylum-seekers-doesnt-resonate-we-must-begin-to-talk-about-self-interest
“Ms Credlin told The Australian yesterday she had worked closely with Ms Bishop for many years “and we continue to work in a close and collegial way …”
“Ms Bishop told The Australian: “There is no rift between Peta and me. I have never had a cross word with her.”
Oh yeah? That’s not the way the pictures tell it.
William over the road just posted that Labor are now back in front in Fisher. Yay.
From William’s blog on the election.
The link for the Fisher blog page
http://blogs.crikey.com.au/pollbludger/2014/12/06/fisher-by-election-live/
That piece in The Guardian about asylum seekers makes a good point, BUT –
I really wish journalists would stop telling us the government’s policies have ‘stopped the boats’. They have done no such thing. We just aren’t being told about arrivals or turn-backs any more. If there have been more drownings at sea – and there must have been – then we can’t be told about them either becaue it would ruin the government line (and Labor’s line) that ‘we need to be harsh to stop people drowning at sea’.
The United Nations High Commission for Refugees (UNHCR) representative in Indonesia, Thomas Vargas, says over 100 boats left Indonesia for Australia this year. What happened to them? We were only told about a few.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-11-28/unhcr-wants-australia-to-stop-detaining-children/5924108
If th boats have stopped and asylum seekers are being processed as Morrison keeps telling us they are then why are the detention centres on Chriistmas Island, Nauru and Manus Island overflowing? Why are extensions being built on Nauru and Manus? Why aren’t asylum seekers being moved from Christmas Island, which is supposed to be a transit centre only, accommodating asylum seekers for only a short time while initial processing is done?
Why don’t journalists ask these questions? Why the hell do they keep taking the easy route and parroting whatever Morrison says?
Updated
http://www.ecsa.sa.gov.au/elections/2014-by-election-of-fisher/fisher-results-menu/districtsummary/714
Every time Abbott gets into bigger problems his handlers at News, the LNP, big business etc etc have to do what we all recognise is a system reboot. In theory, all your problems go away with a system reboot. Or at least they seem to. We see freezes, crashes, random behaviour and lots of other things that render our systems unusable. Sometimes we can fix them with a virus scan and removal but only if we know what the virus is and where it came from. Sometimes we try a system upgrade on existing hardware. I’m sure plenty have tried to upgrade from/to 95, Millenium, XP Home, XP Pro et al. Never works. The only thing that works is a complete overhaul of machine and software. More RAM, More speed. Better OS. Better utilities.
That’s where Abbott’s handlers are now. It doesn’t matter now many software patches are applied or how many system re-installs are done or many upgrades are tried or how many times they try to blame the ISP, the problem remains Abbott. But what do they do? Every backflip only brings back a pitiful of the lost and disaffected and even then, they are reluctant returners. Everyone in the country can see that Abbott has done the GP co-payment thing to temporarily get himself out of today’s jam. It might fool some but those people want to be fooled. They want to believe. Same with higher education. Same with everything. The vast majority remain lost to Abbott.
They can try to make him more family friendly. A bit tough when Margie may have gone off the reservation and at least one of the vestal virgins is now damaged goods. Even harder when the handlers’ starting point was Frankenstein’s monster. How about we try for international statesman? The mouth breathers who read the Telegraph – or write for it – and the wizened haters from 2GB- both sides of the microphone – might go for it. But no one else, least of all the internationals themselves, will. He has made a fool of himself, and the country, on countless occasions and people have been noticing for some time. Can they do something about the help? Hockey? Bananaby? Pyne?Ah don sin so, Cisco. They are parading Julie Bishop, for Christ’s sake, around as some sort of saviour. She might look all right in a Webster pack but let loose on an unsuspecting public, a plastic midget with a self described predilection for Armani wouldn’t make it across Sunnyholt Road Blacktown alive. Not that she would be seen dead outside Peppermint Grove in any domestic situation anyway.
This is where the kingmakers are. They invented, created, nurtured and protected a dud. They are past the tipping point and they know it. However, I doubt Abbott recognises it, even though it is standing up in his porridge, right in front of him. He thinks he is just one Alan Jones pep talk from having everything fall into place for him. But when Jones is starting to peck at him, even at his his sweet bits, the game is up. When the day comes, his portrait in Parliament House should be a Rowe cartoon. He deserves nothing more. His disk needs wiping. Now.
Current consumer sentiment: grim. Very grim. And no ‘merry’ in Christmas this year for retailers:
Australian consumer sentiment sinks in Dec – survey
Big mistake, Tony, taking on GPs and the AMA.
Hidden in the bulldust about Abbott’s ‘re-booted’ GP tax is the interesting claim that the cut to Medicare rebates to GPs is being done to encourage doctors to spend more time with patients. The government wants doctors to spend at least 10 minutes with a patient. They will get the full rebate if they do this – currently the requirement is six minutes. If they don’t comply they will not get the full rebate.
The Medicare rebate will also be frozen until July 2018.
So GPs will have to spend more time with patients to get the full rebate, even if that is not necessary. If they don’t they will lose more money.
Abbott’s full statement is here, it’s worth reading because the MSM still aren’t reporting the proposed changes properly. There is also some comic relief with the usual lies and shonky excuses.
http://www.businessinsider.com.au/tony-abbott-has-abandoned-the-7-gp-payment-2014-12
Fiona, all is forgiven (nothing to forgive, actually). Have redone the graphic and thereby satisfied the Photoshop Monster.
Great comment Roy. Hit the nail on the head. A reboot usually means you’ve already suffer the Blue Screen Of Death.
Perghaps that should be Blue Tie?
Bananas in a Webster pack? Now, there’s an image!
That’s good to hear about Fisher. Obviously there’ll need to be a full recount since there’s less than 100 votes determining the outcome, plus there’s the distribution of preferences to come as well, but Nat Cook looks to be in the better position there.
This is a really worrying trend.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/politics/how-the-right-to-deny-the-existence-of-god-is-under-threat-globally-9913662.html
Another backflip – actually lots of backflips.
Change of heart: Abbott government commits $200m to Green Climate Fund
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/change-of-heart-abbott-government-commits-200m-to-green-climate-fund-20141210-123x0u.html