Seems some of thou people wanteth a shakesphere night
Is our australian speech not good enough f’r thou?
The sooth hath rear’d it’s ugly headeth. Some of youse art all closet monarchists pining f’r the speech of mother England.
Abbott supp’rt’rs thou be. hoping that he will conf’r a knighthood ‘r damehood upon thy heads.
BB and nyself art gravely dissapoint’d in youse but if this is thy wisheth f’r the night so be it.
Thy raffles will be runeth as ingraft if ck can und’rstandeth thy wishes.
I will siteth in the c’rn’r and drinketh a few ales and bemoan what mineth po’r establishment hath becometh.
Geteth stuck in and begineth thy tales of good and bad,evil and delighteth.
I hopeth thou enjoyeth this fine evening and best of lucketh.