An Australia Day Confession

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My fellow Pubkateers, I have to make a confession about a surprising epiphany that occurred a few minutes ago …

(Image Credit: Pets Diaries)

Moi has suddenly, overwhelmingly, DEEPLY, DESPERATELY, AND DANGEROUSLY, fallen IN LOVE with Our Dear Leader, PM Blood Oaf.

So moi simply cannot resist sharing moi’s feelings and, more importantly, reasons, with youse humanes.

Moi loves PMBO with:

A because he is ABYSMAL

B because he is BELLICOSE

C because he is CRASS

D because he is a DOLT

E because he is EGREGIOUS

F because he is FRIGHTENING

G because he is GORMLESS

H because he is HORRIBLE

I because he is IMPOLITE

J because he is JINGOISTIC

K because he is a KILL-JOY

L because he is LOUTISH

M because he is MISOGYNISTIC

N because he is NASTY

O because he is an OAF

P because he is a PRICK

Q because he is QUINTESSENTIALLY appalling

R because he is REPULSIVE

S because he is STUPID

T because he is TERRIBLE

U because he is UNCOUTH

V because he is VICIOUS

W because he is WORTHLESS

X because he is XENOPHOBIC

Y because he is YUKKY

Z because THAT’S HIS GRADE LEVEL.

 


Toodle pip 😉

PS: Well done and fantastic choices (which I bet got up a few people’s noses):

Adam Goodes – 2014 Australian of the Year

Fred Chaney – 2014 Senior Australian of the Year

Jacqueline Freney – 2014 Young Australian of the Year

Tim Conolan – 2014 Australia’s Local Hero

All thoroughly well-deserved (as were all their fellow nominees).

877 thoughts on “An Australia Day Confession”

  5. BK,
    I think this is one area the abbott will leave alone. The RC has disclosed atrocities beyond the imagination of most of us but sadly many of the perpetrators are now dead or dying so there won’t be heaps of prosecutions arising from it. However, those who did the cover-ups are still hail and hearty and they, at least, should be punished.

    The big worry so far as I am concerned is whether society generally will take off the blinkers and keep an alert and wary eye on these ‘caring’ institutions that harbour the god-fearing dregs of humanity who prey on children and the weakest of us.

  7. On reflection, I’m thinking Abbott’s comments re the ABC are just him talking off-script. He has a nasty habit of just telling whatever the audience in front of him wants to hear. He did it all the time during his three-year rolling election campaign, and he just tells whatever country he’s addressing that they’re Australia’s best friend. it’s what that ‘promise’ to the Indigenous community was all about too. He’s on Murdoch radio so he slams the ABC. It’s his spineless bully streak. The man’s a a coward, and he’s too intellectually insecure to say anything he might have to defend to his immediate audience.

    I don’t know what we did to deserve such a jellyfish as our leader.

  8. Aguirre, you have delivered a good description of Billy McAbbott. He has the spine of a chocolate eclair. Just tell each audience what they want to hear.

  10. I don’t know if this will work….you have to see today’s First Dog on the Moon, especially after that potato image. It’s locked, but maybe this will work –

  11. Fiona, Can you imagine such sentiment being uttered – or even privately thought – by our current or alternative Prime Minister?

  12. BK

    The link for the Jon Stewart stuff seems to be missing.

    Trying not to freak out too much here, each day is getting more and more extreme.

  18. Sorry no time ATM to look at previous posts as I am at work but who the f—- is this dweeb from the IPA writing in the SMH telling us that privatising the ANC is a good idea?

  20. There are many statements Fraser could have made before the election and many other statements he could make now about Abbott’s govt, but he remains mostly silent.

  21. I’m not sure if they’re definitely related, but whenever there’s extended heatwaves in the south west, cyclones tend to appear in the North.

    Like for example a couple of weeks ago, there was this huge tropical low that flooded North WA and the NT (it would have formed a cyclone but it was inland and unable to get fuelled by the sea).

    Most likely to do with how high pressure systems in the Tasman end up spinning Tropical Lows in the north.

    Anyway, I just brought it up since Cyclone Dylan is heading toward Townsville (although it looks like it’s veering to the south a bit), and there’s yet another Tropical Low hovering around the Pilbara that looks like it might intensify. And after that there’s yet another low expected around the Coral Sea on Monday, but I don’t know if there’ll be enough energy left in the area for another cyclone so soon.

  27. This little black duck

    Tones is very touchy when he thinks people are encroaching on his bailiwick.

  28. Re Craig Thomson, it would appear that closing arguments have come and gone and that the beak has asked all to be on standby this Friday. At least that’s what Gusface is saying on Twitter. If so, it looks like the case did indeed go ahead without Thomson taking the stand. There appears to be some opinion that he will get off on the technicality that the wrong parties were aggrieved. Still, a win is a win is a win.

    Message to Craig: Next time you want to get the dirty water off your chest and play away from home at the same time, pay cash…

  31. And re Malcolm Fraser, I believe he did try to speak out against Abbott prior to the election. It is just that News, the Libs and their junior partners at Fairfax, ABC, 7, 9 and 10 consider him to be the enemy these days. I think we all know what the headlines would have been had he come out against Gillard or Rudd.

    In 1975, I would never have dreamed I’d be saying this.

  34. The magistrate did rather seem to have it in for the prosecution in the Thomson matter.

  35. Not paywalled
    http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/abbott-government-rejects-aid-package-for-spc-ardmona/story-fn59niix-1226813766357

    Abbott government rejects aid package for SPC Ardmona
    Sid Maher and Ben Packham The Australian January 30, 2014 4:11PM

    THE Abbott government has declined to support SPC Ardmona’s plea for a $25 million lifeline to upgrade its Shepparton cannery

    Sources have told The Australian that cabinet this afternoon discussed the request for government assistance, but the bid did not win support.

    Cabinet had been divided on the question of whether to support the bid, with Industry Minister Ian Macfarlane and Agriculture Minister Barnaby Joyce among its backers.

    But economic “dries”, including Treasurer Joe Hockey, won the argument.

  36. Leroy

    That is disastrous for that area, the poor buggers, maybe they’ll think a bit more carefully about their voting habits next election.

  40. If the beak is calling them in tomorrow then the prosecution is truly up the creek.

  42. http://kevinbonham.blogspot.com.au/2014/01/the-strange-world-of-pups-mark-grewar.html

    http://loadeddogma.blogspot.com.au/2014/01/i-see-your-schwartz-is-smaller-than-mine.html

  44. Textor – not just a cane toad but a barely literate cane toad.
    “The ABCs blow job to the Guardian looks to have cost them an arm. Their canberra bureau journalists’s purile behavior will next cost them a leg.”

    Has no idea about the use of apostrophes -‘ABCs blow job’ and the weird ‘journalists’s’
    Doesn’t understand that proper nouns have capital letters -‘canberra’
    Can’t spell – ‘purile’????

  45. The abbott starting out with weasel words before he announces SPC can go jump. Chainsaw must be feeling somewhat bruised – he sure can’t get past the abbott, HoJo et al so may well be considered a useless minister.

  46. This comment is worth cross-posting from http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/comment/blogs/blunt-instrument/somebody-call-the-waaaambulance–the-abc-has-been-mean-to-abbott-20140130-31nt0.html

    I for one cannot for the life of me see the need for a National Independent Broadcaster like the ABC when we have 2GB on the job keeping the Govt on track. Here for instance is the incisive Alan Jones interrogating Christopher Pyne back when it was his turn to implode. The minister's replies have of course been removed because the policy itself has since been deleted, or hidden in secret, or renamed or something. But thank God for real journalists like Jones and the Murdoch press for ever vigilantly preserving our freedom.

    ALAN JONES: Yeah that’s right.
    ALAN JONES: Yep.
    ALAN JONES: Yeah.
    ALAN JONES: So good on you, now that’s a thousand per cent correct, okay.
    ALAN JONES: [Interrupts] correct.
    ALAN JONES: [Interrupts] absolutely right.
    ALAN JONES: [Interrupts] correct, absolutely right, that’s the crisis.
    ALAN JONES: Yeah.
    ALAN JONES: [Interrupts] yeah.
    ALAN JONES: Yep.
    ALAN JONES: Good on you.
    ALAN JONES: Yeah.
    ALAN JONES: [Interrupts] absolutely right.
    ALAN JONES: Yeah absolutely.
    ALAN JONES: [Interrupts] yeah, yeah that’s it.
    ALAN JONES: [Interrupts] yeah.
    ALAN JONES: [Interrupts] How do you do it?
    ALAN JONES: [Interrupts] yeah that’s a great idea.
    ALAN JONES: [Interrupts] good idea.
    ALAN JONES: [Interrupts] definitely.
    ALAN JONES: [Interrupts] there you are that’s right because…
    ALAN JONES: [Interrupts] absolutely.
    ALAN JONES: [Laughs] yes.
    ALAN JONES: [Interrupts] now windup because I’m the speaker I’m giving you the windup here.
    ALAN JONES: Alright, big issue. Good to talk to you, we’ll talk again often.
    ALAN JONES: Thank you for your time. Half past seven, Christopher Pyne.

    Commenter
    GOV (on behalf of the Budgie Smuggler in Chief)
    Location
    Sydney
    Date and time
    January 30, 2014, 11:09AM

  48. http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jan/30/union-corruption-must-be-stamped-out-business-finance-must-be-tackled-too

    https://newmatilda.com/2014/01/30/union-witch-hunt-wont-win-votes

  49. Bloody mongrel abbott – he has the absolute hide to suggest the workers need to reduce their take from the company – and he’s shown himself to be one to extend his ‘entitlements’ and rort travel expenses etc and suck strongly from the public teat. Of course, he sings the praises of David Gonski (!!!!!) who will ‘look after the workers and company’ – in other words he’d bend over backwards for Rupert or Gina but otherwise, there are businesses and businesses and SPC isn’t worth supporting.

  50. Ummmm – I think we have our doctors a little confused. Sussan Ley has a couple of Masters degrees but no doctorate.

    Sharman Stone, federal member for Murray, an electorate that’s going to be hard hit by toiday’s decision, is the doctor, she has a PhD in economics and business from Monash University.

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