My fellow Pubkateers, I have to make a confession about a surprising epiphany that occurred a few minutes ago …
(Image Credit: Pets Diaries)
Moi has suddenly, overwhelmingly, DEEPLY, DESPERATELY, AND DANGEROUSLY, fallen IN LOVE with Our Dear Leader, PM Blood Oaf.
So moi simply cannot resist sharing moi’s feelings and, more importantly, reasons, with youse humanes.
Moi loves PMBO with:
A because he is ABYSMAL
B because he is BELLICOSE
C because he is CRASS
D because he is a DOLT
E because he is EGREGIOUS
F because he is FRIGHTENING
G because he is GORMLESS
H because he is HORRIBLE
I because he is IMPOLITE
J because he is JINGOISTIC
K because he is a KILL-JOY
L because he is LOUTISH
M because he is MISOGYNISTIC
N because he is NASTY
O because he is an OAF
P because he is a PRICK
Q because he is QUINTESSENTIALLY appalling
R because he is REPULSIVE
S because he is STUPID
T because he is TERRIBLE
U because he is UNCOUTH
V because he is VICIOUS
W because he is WORTHLESS
X because he is XENOPHOBIC
Y because he is YUKKY
Z because THAT’S HIS GRADE LEVEL.
Toodle pip 😉
PS: Well done and fantastic choices (which I bet got up a few people’s noses):
Adam Goodes – 2014 Australian of the Year
Fred Chaney – 2014 Senior Australian of the Year
Jacqueline Freney – 2014 Young Australian of the Year
Tim Conolan – 2014 Australia’s Local Hero
All thoroughly well-deserved (as were all their fellow nominees).
877 thoughts on “An Australia Day Confession”
Not only not read the documents, but refuses to say whether he sought legal advice. Seem to say, if so, it came from the PM.
Twisted the question once again Was asked if he sought advice. Answered he was not willing to release any advice he got. A question he was not asked.
Unwilling to state the grounds for his conclusions.
Morrison refuses to answer an oral request. Needs it in writing.
Carr referring to Morrison’s change of attitude to making AS info public when he became minister.
This little black duck
Perhaps instead of orally it needs to be taken as a suppository ?
The NBN new hope
Wednesday, 29 January 2014
EXCLUSIVE: A simple hose and the equivalent of a vacuum cleaner may save the National Broadband Network’s fibre-to-the-premise rollout model.
We no longer have “events”, only “alleged events”.
The main thing we can take out of this hearing is that the boats are still coming. We’ve just lost our right to know how many.
On the left of the screen you can see the General’s hands. They’re in constant motion. The man is so uncomfortable. He should resign really. I mean for the good of his own health.
The Fib Trolls are busy.
Morrison concedes that AS use mobile phones! A concession!
Z is on again. Must be last bit before scheduled 4:15 finish.
This is the man in charge of the World Heritage listed reef:
That’s not a man, that’s miserable little pip-squeak called Greg Hunt
“4:30pm: With what could only be described as a whimper, the hearing has been adjourned.
Committee chair Penny Wright thanks all the witnesses – even Dennis Richardson.
(Richardson declares the afternoon session to be one of the best hearings he’s attended.)”
Must be the only one he’s attended.
I know where I’d like to dump a few tonnes of sludge.
A question that none are asking. Who are these terrible people smugglers, that this country has called war on. Yes, we have as Morrison keeps telling us, a military action in process.
We have heard so much about them over the last decade or so, but little that is concrete. Who are they. What are their names. Where do they reside. Why do the refugees pout so much trust in them.
All we have in our prisons are adolescent and poor fishermen that steered the boats here. Who hired and paid these men?
Didn’t Derryn Hinch have a “sludge file” program at some stage?
Yes he did, something about dumping of toxic waste I think. What a shame he doesn’t have one now, he could give Grunt a special mention.
A nice big cow pat on his footpath:
Thanks for that D Hinch info. Another one of his was (I think): “Who’s looking after the children?”
Take inspiration from French farmers.
French Parliament Protest: Giant Horse Manure Pile Dumped At Bourbon Palace
Read more at http://www.inquisitr.com/1097894/french-parliament-protest-giant-horse-manure-pile-dumped-at-bourbon-palace/#c6vhmwMZ0JBmYlx2.99
It’s the same famers I had in mind when I posted the cow pat …
Ray Hadley is having an expensive time lately. First the payout for that defamation case he lost just before Christmas, now this –
Ray Hadley settles out of court with Richard Palmer
He might have to sell more of his properties to pay for it all.
A new ploy from Morrison – making Customs vessels do his turn-back dirty work instead of the navy. Perhaps the navy aren’t too keen after Tone said they were incompetent twits too easily distracted by winds and tides and stuff.
Patrols on turn-back orders
Let us all cry along with Ray 😥
Sorry I am Late
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What a week. What has the master in store for us next week.
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