Easter Egg Hunt

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Hello echidnas! My name is Kylie Sandilands – Kyle’s virtually identical twin sister. It is an honour and a privilege to be The Pub’s first official Guest Author, and to share with all you lovely Pubketeers a Very Special Event. Yes – it’s the Kirribilli House Easter Egg Hunt,

hosted by our wonderful Prime Minister, Ms Julia Gillard,

First Bloke Mr Tim Mathieson,

and Adorable Dog Reuben the Cavoodle.

Today I will be your very own Easter Bunny, and I have much pleasure in declaring the Easter Egg Hunt open. Here is your first clue:

Welcome to my Easter hunt

Now, first let’s go to something out front.

The clue is hiding in a spot

That grown-ups seem to check a lot,

Sometimes it’s full, sometimes it’s empty

You’ll often see here stamps aplenty.

Have a nice day – and would you like fries with that?

243 thoughts on “Easter Egg Hunt”

  4. Clue the Fourth:

    Look among the plants and flowers
    That tend to grow with springtime showers
    I am a place for dirt and seeds
    And yes, a spot with occasional weeds.

  14. Clue the Fifth,

    Look where Tim might stash his tools,
    A place where he sets “Men’s Shed” rules;
    A hammer, nails, screwdriver and wrench
    Are on this table that’s called a bench.

  26. Speaking of coal…

    Based on an old TV ad for Hovis Brown Bread. Truly hilarious, I swear…

  27. I can say this because my mother isn’t around, but this year she sent me an Easter eCard, and boy was it saccharine! Not her fault I guess, she probably didn’t have much of a choice from an American site, between overtly religious and mawkish. 😉

  30. Clue the Sixth,

    When Reuben’s bowl is empty, you know what to do.
    Get him some food and you’ll find the last clue.

  31. Bushfire Bill,
    Did you get a reasonable reply, or any reply at all for that matter, to your post to Mod Lib et al. over the road today?

  35. A can of dog food? Dog food? Who is going to give that dear sweet furkid DOGFOOD?

    The meat-tray with the best sirloin aged steak. Along with those wonderful treats, sheep brains.

  37. In the same vein as Capstick but with an edge:

  39. i just posted the link to the graph over there

    i was amazed they had not seeen it,

    paroti ask where the original was

    and do you know one of the posters said on face book

    now take a look and see who that was.

    why didnt that poster place the link over there

    ask yourself why

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