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‘Now, everyone say “entitlements” . . .’
I’d been musing about this evening’s thread; then one of Vote1Julia’s brilliant pics turned up in the email (by the way, doesn’t the bridegroom look like a prize dork?). So that decided it: even though this saga has been around for three weeks, it ain’t going anywhere soon.

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‘Choppergate – how it all began.’
The cartoons have been wonderful, some of the commentary insightful. For example, Andrew Elder:
Bishop, as with most politicians, knows that you have to put yourself about if you want to build and maintain your base. The reason why the rules on parliamentary entitlements are like that, and why they won’t change much, is because politicians from all parties agree that you have to travel a lot to maintain your base.
To most people, there is a clear delineation between work and social events. The social events that political parties stage as fundraising events are designed to be social for those contributing money. For the politically ambitious, they involve all the performance-indicator aspects of work with the addition of social skills like seeming pleasant, knowing who to chat to (and if they’re really important, how to chat to them) and not drinking as much as you might at a purely social event – particularly if you’re going to many such events in a day.
For most people, a golf course is unambiguously a social place, different from Bishop’s workplace in the green room under the hill in Canberra. Bishop regards her job as going where her job requires: Collaroy, Launceston, Ottawa, wherever. She has been in politics so much and for so long that she is genuinely astonished that turning up to a fundraiser might lie outside a reasonable definition of a politician’s “work”.
And Jennifer Wilson:
In case you are still in any doubt about what matters and what doesn’t to the Anglo-Saxon hegemony think on this: white Speaker of the House of Representatives and Prime Minister Tony Abbott’s personal pick Bronwyn Bishop remains in charge of the House, in spite of decades of financial abuse of taxpayer funds, the obscene details of which are unfolding daily before our disbelieving eyes. The only thing that keeps her in her job is Abbott’s support, because while the Prime Minister cannot actually sack a Speaker, there’s little doubt that if Abbott pressured her to get on her bike, she’d be mad not to obey.
. . .
Prime Minister Tony Abbott, normally a man with an opinion on everything no matter how irrelevant, remains conspicuously silent on both matters. Ms Bishop’s shenanigans with helicopters and luxury limos have left rotten egg splattered all over Tony’s face, an ungracious response on her part to the man who, when he won government, rewarded her with the prestigious job of Speaker. Getting rid of Bronwyn will cause Tony to lose egg-splattered face, as it will be an admission of his lack of judgement of a woman he’s known for decades, and indeed, has been heard to refer to as his “political mother.”
But as Freud would have it, an adult man must at some point cut ties with his mother, and this could be Tony’s moment to sever the umbilical cord.
Ever since Choppergate broke, this theme – with an obvious name change – has been an almost constant earworm for me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2DY4PpmN0s
As for dame kero’s “apology”
Too little too late.
As always in public life, it’s not the crime, it’s the cover up that does the damage.

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A huge thank you to Vote1Julia for letting me use his pics!
Heigh ho, let’s have a flaunting extravagant Friday. Enjoy The Pub’s delightful ambiance, enjoy the comestibles, crank up the jukebox – and if anyone is curious about the origin of the title to this thread . . .

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Linked last Saturday by the inimitable BK, but well worth a re-run:
https://www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politics/2015/07/25/bronwyn-bishops-lifelong-gambits/14377464002167
The pursuit of bright white teeth is ridiculous. People in the USA are searching for ever brighter teeth while others cannot even get rotten teeth fixed.
Mind you, we are heading that way here. If the dentists had not screamed blue murder at the time, dental services may have been included in the original Medicare.
Dancing with Bronnie – ‘like dancing with a pineapple on toothpicks’
For much more –
https://www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/2015/08/01/gadfly-law-student-unto-herself/14383512002185
”
When You Give a Tree an Email Address
The city of Melbourne assigned trees email addresses so citizens could report problems. Instead, people wrote thousands of love letters to their favorite trees.
”
http://www.citylab.com/tech/2015/07/when-you-give-a-tree-an-email-address/398219/
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/opinion/tony-abbott-must-cut-liability-speaker-of-the-house-bronwyn-bishop-loose/story-fni0cwl5-1227466040264 the story it mentions, obviously being carried in multiple NewsCorp tabloids tomorrow (see the Perth front page), isn’t up yet. But this editorial is.
Looks like Fairfax will have a similar story tomorrow as well.
What happened to the woman (I use the term loosely) in 1964? Bad hair year?
Too busy travelling?
Compare and contrast:
https://www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politics/2015/07/25/bronwyn-bishops-lifelong-gambits/14377464002167
https://www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/2015/08/01/gadfly-law-student-unto-herself/14383512002185
Hmm. Same edition.
Academic intelligence? No way.
Rat cunning? You bet.
The more I think about it, the more I realise how appropriate this post’s title is.
Ducky,
Sex?
Fiona,
!!!
Ducky,
Well, she would have been 22 . . .
. . . and The Pill was available . . .
Looks like Angela was born in 1968 so you may well be right.
Ducky,
My darling mother was an early adopter – perhaps not such a good thing, as I suspect her early use of the Pill (not to mention the naughty way she used it), plus heavy smoking, plus a decade of HRT may well have contributed to her breast cancer.
http://www.smh.com.au/national/little-pill-that-changed-the-world-20100507-ujo8.html
Not a good combination.
The side-effects weren’t known in any detail.
Bronwyn Bishop spent $1,071 on chauffeured trips same day she went to ‘freebie’ opening night of Yes, Prime Minister
http://www.news.com.au/national/bronwyn-bishop-spent-1071-on-chauffeured-trips-same-day-she-went-to-freebie-opening-night-of-yes-prime-minister/story-e6frfkp9-1227466315876
Bronwyn Bishop’s initial refusal to step down will leave the government reeling even if she resigns now
http://www.news.com.au/national/bronwyn-bishops-initial-refusal-to-step-down-will-leave-the-government-reeling-even-if-she-resigns-now/story-e6frfkp9-1227466203751
Leroy,
And a good thing too.
Ducky,
I am thankful I was only on the pill for about three years, and I only smoked (in my mid thirties) for 6 weeks. As for HRT, no way!
That Driving Miss Bronnie is brilliant.
http://media.smh.com.au/video-news/video-national-news/bronnie-living-the-high-life-6708600.html
Will the aged ms bishop ever accept that she’s a laughing stock, and resign?
My bet: never.
On further consideration, dame kero will never realise she is a laughing stock.
I am not taking any position regarding her resignation.
And so, goodnight.
Dear Bronnie,
Please don’t go, we love you Yes we do. Really we do.
You are a Speaker like no other that I have ever seen, and nothing will make me happier than seeing you in The Chair on August 10. I will be watching and look forward to your display.
You are valued and appreciated in ways you cannot imagine.
Regards
A Labor Voter
Dear Liberal Party of Australia,
Please do not let a few unpleasant polls rock you. You know you are the natural party of government and after the public gets over its hissy fit, they will acknowledge that fact too.
Support Mrs Speaker Bishop and PM Abbott, they are the embodiment of the LPA’s values, a stirling example of all things Liberal.
If you allow a few malcontents to rattle your cage, what next? Having to preselect candidates based on so-called merit? Or having the seething masses tell you what to do?
You know we need your strength of purpose, and allowing these two fine people to be cut down in their prime would be a humiliating capitulation to the masses who do not have the capacity to understand the complexities of governing this vast country, especially the need for unfettered travel.
PM Abbott and Speaker Bishop are valued and needed. Stand behind them.
regards
A Labor Voter.
Dear Bill,
Gawd, life could not be sweeter if it rained jelly beans. We are looking forward to August 10.
Don’t worry about blood on the carpets, the Parliament House cleaners will mop up for free.
Regards,
A Labor Voter.
Never used any of those things. Had five kids though.
Couples in the outback back then did not get much in on keeping the population down from the local GPs. The more babies the more business they got, I suppose.
in = info
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/burmamyanmar/11777874/Angelina-Jolie-joins-Aung-San-Suu-Kyi-to-visit-Myanmar-female-factory-workers.html
Good morning Dawn Patrollers.
Bishop grounded. She’s on the skids?
http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/bishop-grounded-speaker-cancels-overseas-trip-as-expenses-scandal-rages-on-20150801-gipbxy.html
The Herald-Sun editorial has a simple message for Bronny – It’s time to go!
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/opinion/its-time-to-go-bronwyn-bishop/story-fni0ffsx-1227466263309
And the Murdock rag in Adelaide says how front benchers have told Abbott that Bronny must go.
http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/national/bronwyn-bishop-must-go-frontbenchers-tell-prime-minister-tony-abbott/story-fnu4vqrf-1227466421648
Andrew Wilkie ups the ante and asks for a fraud examination of Bronny’s travel activities and representations.
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2015/aug/01/bronwyn-bishop-reportedly-claimed-6000-for-160km-trip-by-private-plane
Tanya Plibersek asks “Where’s Tony?” over the Bishop saga.
http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/bronwyn-bishop-expenses-row-plibersek-says-tony-abbott-has-gone-missing-20150731-gioxca.html
A reasonable article from Annabel Crabbe on the subject of apology.
http://www.smh.com.au/comment/demands-for-apologies-usually-loud-but-sometimes-unjust-20150731-gioopx.html
The New Daily’s Political Weekly.
http://thenewdaily.com.au/news/2015/07/31/political-weekly-bishop-survives-alp-thrives/
Abbott the dragon slayer – how he makes mountains out of molehills.
http://theaimn.com/abbott-the-dragon-slayer-the-art-of-making-scary-mountains-out-of-molehills/
Peter FitzSimons’ weekly column is well worth reading.
http://www.smh.com.au/comment/the-fitz-files-rumours-i-want-to-be-head-of-state-are-greatly-exaggerated-20150731-giogdu.html
How your workplace affects your weekend.
http://www.smh.com.au/comment/why-a-lousy-job-makes–you-happier-on-the-weekend-20150731-gip1uf.html
Section 2 . . .
Charles Waterstreet on the physical and emotional toll of participating in murder trials. Read it.



http://www.smh.com.au/comment/stressedout-client-was-murder-on-me-20150731-gip41m.html
John Spooner shows us how Abbott is faring with the China FTA.
I reckon Ron Tandberg might have remembered a very old Wizard of Id cartoon to come up with this one about Bronny.
Mark Knight takes us into a now notorious US dental surgery,
First on probation now grounded. What’s next?
Poor Cecil the Lion has already become a trophy on the wall.
A classic Alan Moir from the archives.

I have to say I’m amazed that the msm is still keeping the Choppergate thing going. It will be interesting, after this all sorts itself out, to find out the real reason.
Methinks Rupert has sniffed the wind and it smells too much like a LNP. wipe-out in 2016..so he is hedging his bets.
“Bill!…Maaaaate!”
Hi jaycee
I went down to have a look at the dam this morning and it’s half full!! Hooray!
They are getting worse! It’s all over.

Forecasting 23 today. Has Spring arrived? My little wattle looks gorgeous in bloom:
BK. yeah, we had about 12mm here…not bad at all.
jaycee
We’ve had about 30 mm in this lot of rain.
I think we on the left ought to start preparing some ground work for the investigating into organisations like the IPA. and it’s political influence, the Canberra Press Gallery and it’s “lobbying” rather than reporting and also the political interference of individuals like Gina and Twiggy into political policy making and newscorp journos on Boards and places of influence etc…..There are many that need to be looked into.
Perhaps some people could start writing articles calling for such an investigation.