From this article here: https://www.the-reframe.com/boiling-water/
Imagine you have a friend. Let’s call him Rick Reasonable.
Now imagine you have an enemy. Let’s call your enemy Bart B. Oilingwater.
Bart is a real piece of crap. Whenever he sees you, he throws boiling water at you. Usually you dodge it, but every once in a while, he catches you with a bit. You have some bad scarring on one arm, and a few places on your face and neck. And you have to constantly be on the lookout for Bart, because if you let your guard down, it’s scalding water time!
Rick is a good friend. He thinks it is really bad that Bart throws boiling water on you. He tells you this all the time. He’s written some letters to the newspaper about how bad Bart is for throwing boiling water on you. Sometimes he’ll even go out with you to watch your back. He’s got a popular TV show, and he’s gone on the record a few times that Bart is in the wrong for always trying to hit you in the face with boiling water.
Then one day you turn on the TV at the end of the day, and you see Rick has Bart on as a guest. Rick is arguing with Bart about whether or not it is good to douse you with boiling water at every available opportunity. Rick is … parsing things a little more than you’d like.
He wants to know if the water has to be boiling, if it can’t just be very hot. Bart says, no, no, it really does have to be boiling. But does it have to be water, Rick asks. Could it be something a bit easier to dodge, like molasses or tar? Bart thinks about this, and decides he isn’t sure. He’ll have to get back to Rick on that one—but really, he prefers water.
Rick wants to know if there can’t be days Bart could promise to not throw boiling water at you. Bart doesn’t really want to set that sort of precedent.
Rick would like to know why it needs to be you every time. Bart is shocked that Rick would suggest such a thing. He insists he doesn’t have a throwing-boiling-water-on-you-specifically bone in his body. He just believes in throwing boiling water, and you happen to be the one that’s there every time. He’d like to know why, if you apparently hate being struck with boiling water, you insist on being in areas where you know he will be throwing it. He suggests that Rick is really the one singling him, Bart, out, by being so intolerant of his rich cultural heritage of throwing boiling water on people. He hints that Rick’s constant scolding makes Bart want to seek you out specifically now, to throw boiling water on you, for daring to suppose such a thing of him.
Rick appears to have conceded that Bart absolutely does have a right to walk the streets carrying as much boiling water as he wants, in the long-standing tradition of our country. Bart appreciates Rick’s stance on the matter, and compliments him on his willingness to find common ground.At the end of the segment, he and Bart agree to disagree on whether or not it is good to attempt to douse you with boiling water every day. Bart still thinks it is very good—though he insists it is not directed at you, but only at spaces that you happen to inhabit. He wonders, again, why you choose to inhabit those spaces. Rick continues to insist that throwing at the space that you inhabit is tantamount to throwing it at you, and that it is quite rude indeed. They shake hands. Then there is a commercial for Pepsi.
The next day, you confront Rick about this and he shrugs. “Man, I hate that bastard Bart,” he says, “but you have to hear both sides.”
How are we feeling about Rick?
History rhymes, this NY Times article is from February 1939.
https://www.nytimes.com/1939/02/04/archives/goebbels-ends-careers-of-five-aryan-actors-who-made-witticisms.html
The scariest part is that you can easily picture a MAGA spokesperson talking like this today.
Any suggestions for a modern People’s Observer (Voelkischer Beobachter)?
The Wall Street Journal probably fits the bill pretty accurately.
On the subject
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/sep/20/journalist-40-years-forces-profession-power
And, dear reader, read on.
American Staffordshire Terrier
Next up statues of Trump riding a nag called Incitatus as the US of A continues disappearing up its own fundament
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G1N7hCVXUAI8ETz?format=png&name=900×900
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/sep/20/oklahoma-republicans-charlie-kirk?utm_term=68cf5c53c53504f7eadfed3aacfc9765&utm_campaign=GuardianTodayAUS&utm_source=esp&utm_medium=Email&CMP=GTAU_email
Ye Dogs and Little Fishes!
He can have a dunce cap too
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2025/sep/21/australia-news-live-anthony-albanese-donald-trump-new-york-sunday-ntwnfb#top-of-blog
“We didn’t test it.”
Anatolian Shepherd Dog
10:51 PM · Sep 21, 2025
11:00 PM · Sep 21, 2025
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2025/sep/21/keir-starmer-palestine-recognition-announcement-gaza-uk-politics-live#top-of-blog
23:12 Sep 21, 2025 our time
Coalition says recognition of Palestinian state a ‘hollow gesture of false hope’
Opposition leader Sussan Ley and shadow foreign affairs minister Michaelia Cash issued a joint statement this morning saying they “strongly oppose” the Albanese government’s decision to recognise a Palestinian state.
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2025/sep/22/australia-news-live-anthony-albanese-new-york-israel-palestine-donald-trump-optus-triple-zero-ntwnfb#top-of-blog
I prefer Laura Tingle’s assessment.
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2025/sep/22/australia-news-live-anthony-albanese-new-york-israel-palestine-donald-trump-optus-triple-zero-ntwnfb#top-of-blog
A bit more diminuendo, SHY. Manners.
I hate to break the news Mr Malik but saying that was THE ‘action’. Just as it will be for the other ‘leaders’. So don’t get your hopes up for any of them to actually do something. It’s SOP.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2025/sep/22/they-have-come-for-the-talk-show-hosts-and-thats-actually-bad
Australasian Bosdog
Media lizards seem to think this is bad news. Albo will probably be very relieved at not having to go perform the required level of public grovel, obsequiousness and humiliation such encounters usually require. Not to mention having to sit and endure being told by the orange Nero just how he leads the most amazing nation in the history of the universe.
Bluey
FMD ! The Orange Nero is a shocker. He’s been banging on about how he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for a while now. In his UN speech he does it again, “…..everyone says that I should get the Nobel Peace Prize”. When it come to world leaders “everyone” seems to mean about three people. One of whom is Bibi ‘Genocide’ Netanyahu, who also nominated Trump !!!!! That alone should disqualify him permanently. I would provide a link to video of it but screw giving the prick 1 millisecond extra air pl;ay.
Trump “…., everyone says that I should get the Nobel Peace Prize for each one of these achievements,”
With the Orange Nero’s arse upon the throne it is probably not coincidence that this month New Scientist has an article on Narcissists. I wonder if the opening paragraphs remind you of anyone ? 😆
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2496324-the-truth-about-narcissists-how-to-handle-them-and-can-they-change/
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2025/sep/24/australia-news-live-anthony-albanese-new-york-united-nations-donald-trump-climate-crisis-palestine-israel-gaza-ntwnfb#top-of-blog
And that should come out of the pockets of the managers (ir)responsible. That includes you, Ita.
Re
Surrendered or just reflected the views of ‘management’ ?
If only there were a baboon as POTUS!
TLBD
Some think there already is 🙂
Kelpie
Sadiq Khan on OrangeTan:
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2025/sep/24/labour-tories-conservatives-reform-uk-politics-live-news-updates#top-of-blog
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2025/sep/24/sadly-this-adorable-cuddly-bat-is-critically-endangered-who-do-we-think-we-are
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2025/sep/25/australia-news-live-penny-wong-anthony-albanese-climate-crisis-united-nations-donald-trump-turkey-cop-politics-ntwnfb#top-of-blog
Australian Shepherd
Brilliant rant from John Birmingham.
https://aliensideboob.substack.com/p/your-airborne-toxic-event-has-been
I think this part is actual reporting rather than satire. I’d already seen them fill a dozen each speculating about the meeting.
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/commentisfree/picture/2025/sep/26/australian-bird-of-the-year-a-tiny-feathery-hiatus-from-the-grim-day-to-day
James O’Brien with Farage
Australian Silky Terrier
A final solution eh Bibi ? Your very own Endlösung der Judenfrage 😦
And calling world leaders “insane” is par for his course.
The Demos Vic poll was done 2-9 September, around the same time as the Redbridge poll which shows 52-48 to Labor. Will wait and see what the next Resolve Vic poll (due sometime in October?) says. In any case the result of the next Vic election is wide open in my view. The below article show the Vic Libs aren’t yet making it easy on themselves.
Cattle Dog
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2025/sep/28/australia-news-live-albanese-king-charles-afl-brisbane-coalition-liberals-western-australia-gst-queensland-nsw-victoria-labor-ntwnfb#top-of-blog
Get-me-a-whiteboard Cash is embarrassing herself, yet again.
Not only but also …
Well it was very clear they were the words of a genocidal war criminal and morally that was also extremely clear.
If you want to see “embarrassing”, here is that aweful woman at her best.
I don’t think dad is going to get her vote ! Good on her.
Australian Terrier
This highway robbery and bullshit seems very much a bipartisan policy 😦
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/sep/29/us-private-prisons-operator-paid-790m-to-hold-100-people-on-nauru-in-quiet-expansion-of-contract
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2025/sep/29/australia-news-live-optus-suffers-fresh-triple-zero-glitch-labors-first-deficit-not-as-bad-as-feared#top-of-blog
How?
Interesting discussion between Mislav and Ali in the Friendlyjordies podcast.