From this article here: https://www.the-reframe.com/boiling-water/
Imagine you have a friend. Let’s call him Rick Reasonable.
Now imagine you have an enemy. Let’s call your enemy Bart B. Oilingwater.
Bart is a real piece of crap. Whenever he sees you, he throws boiling water at you. Usually you dodge it, but every once in a while, he catches you with a bit. You have some bad scarring on one arm, and a few places on your face and neck. And you have to constantly be on the lookout for Bart, because if you let your guard down, it’s scalding water time!
Rick is a good friend. He thinks it is really bad that Bart throws boiling water on you. He tells you this all the time. He’s written some letters to the newspaper about how bad Bart is for throwing boiling water on you. Sometimes he’ll even go out with you to watch your back. He’s got a popular TV show, and he’s gone on the record a few times that Bart is in the wrong for always trying to hit you in the face with boiling water.
Then one day you turn on the TV at the end of the day, and you see Rick has Bart on as a guest. Rick is arguing with Bart about whether or not it is good to douse you with boiling water at every available opportunity. Rick is … parsing things a little more than you’d like.
He wants to know if the water has to be boiling, if it can’t just be very hot. Bart says, no, no, it really does have to be boiling. But does it have to be water, Rick asks. Could it be something a bit easier to dodge, like molasses or tar? Bart thinks about this, and decides he isn’t sure. He’ll have to get back to Rick on that one—but really, he prefers water.
Rick wants to know if there can’t be days Bart could promise to not throw boiling water at you. Bart doesn’t really want to set that sort of precedent.
Rick would like to know why it needs to be you every time. Bart is shocked that Rick would suggest such a thing. He insists he doesn’t have a throwing-boiling-water-on-you-specifically bone in his body. He just believes in throwing boiling water, and you happen to be the one that’s there every time. He’d like to know why, if you apparently hate being struck with boiling water, you insist on being in areas where you know he will be throwing it. He suggests that Rick is really the one singling him, Bart, out, by being so intolerant of his rich cultural heritage of throwing boiling water on people. He hints that Rick’s constant scolding makes Bart want to seek you out specifically now, to throw boiling water on you, for daring to suppose such a thing of him.
Rick appears to have conceded that Bart absolutely does have a right to walk the streets carrying as much boiling water as he wants, in the long-standing tradition of our country. Bart appreciates Rick’s stance on the matter, and compliments him on his willingness to find common ground.At the end of the segment, he and Bart agree to disagree on whether or not it is good to attempt to douse you with boiling water every day. Bart still thinks it is very good—though he insists it is not directed at you, but only at spaces that you happen to inhabit. He wonders, again, why you choose to inhabit those spaces. Rick continues to insist that throwing at the space that you inhabit is tantamount to throwing it at you, and that it is quite rude indeed. They shake hands. Then there is a commercial for Pepsi.
The next day, you confront Rick about this and he shrugs. “Man, I hate that bastard Bart,” he says, “but you have to hear both sides.”
How are we feeling about Rick?
Bridge-burner Albanese
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2025/sep/04/australia-politics-live-bob-carr-daniel-andrews-beijing-putin-question-time-labor-coalition-anthony-albanese-sussan-ley-ntwnfb#top-of-blog
Not very clever, or wise.
If you hit a paywall for the Wired story, try this https://archive.is/9WvWU
From this post of the Lawyers, Guns and Money Log from yesterday, a particular post stuck with me.
https://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2025/09/common-ground
Tony Burke MP
5&5: Back to 2004
We’re back for another busy week of Parliament.
Here’s the 5&5.
BEST
WORST
1. After the ugly rallies over the weekend, Member for Swan, Zaneta Mascarenhas reminded the House that diversity is our greatest strength. “I was born and bred in the Goldfields, and people may be surprised to find out how multicultural Kambalda was. We attracted skills not just from across Australia but from across the globe, and the truth is that, out there, people didn’t care about the colour of your skin…This multiculturalism is something that I see in Swan. We have Vietnamese bakeries in Bentley; Indian, Turkish, Lebanese and Somali businesses in Cannington; and Italian, Japanese, Bhutanese, Malaysian, Chinese and Nepalese restaurants in Victoria Park. We are the self-proclaimed restaurant capital of Western Australia. We have Christian, Catholic and Islamic colleges achieving excellence alongside each other.”
2. On Thursday Michelle Rowland informed the House that the Albanese Government reached an historic settlement, resulting in $475 million in compensation for the victims of Robodebt. This is the largest class action settlement in Australian history. Michelle went on to say “Today’s settlement demonstrates this government’s commitment to addressing the harms caused to so many Australians by the former Liberal government through their disastrous and illegal Robodebt scheme. When the unfairness, the illegality and the cruelty of Robodebt became apparent, the approach of those opposite was to double down, to go on the attack against those who complained and to maintain the falsehood that in fact the system had not changed at all. But, when this government came to office, we established a royal commission which heard tragic stories of people being hounded by their own government to repay debts they did not even owe.”
3. A a paediatrician, a former NBL player and a proud Victorian MP walk into the Chamber…It may sound like the start of a bad joke but on Tuesday, Member for Macarthur Dr Mike Freelander, Member for Leichhardt Matt Smith and Member for Macnamara, Josh Burns all explained how important Medicare is to them and their communities. They are absolutely worth a watch.
4. Any music reference automatically gets you into the 5&5 email and on Tuesday Kristy McBain had a good one responding to a question from the new Member for Whitlam, Carol Berry about what we’re doing to improve the health of regional Australians. “We understand that regional development isn’t just about investing in roads and bridges, although they are incredibly important; it’s also about cheaper medicine, which, thanks to the Labor government, will come down to $25 on 1 January 2026. The last time they were this cheap was in 2004. In 2004, I was still at university and working in pharmacy. The No. 1 song on the Billboard charts was Usher’s song ‘Yeah!’, and we’ll take that as an agreement of this policy, and the word of the year was ‘blog’. This year’s word of the year is ‘delulu’, and those opposite are still delulu. This is a huge deal for people in regional Australia, because it will help improve lives.”
5. On Thursday, Anne Aly answered a question from Chief Government Whip, Joanne Ryan on why multicultural Australia and social cohesion is so important. “When the immigration of Lebanese Australians was described as a mistake, that was wrong. When the African Australian community were unfairly stereotyped, that was wrong. When the Chinese Australian community were accused of being spies, that was wrong. And the scapegoating of Indian communities, designed to undermine their sense of safety and belonging, is wrong. Every member of this Labor government stands by the communities that they represent, and we will always call out attempts to divide us because it is by calling them out that we will strengthen our social cohesion.”
1. On Wednesday Clare O’Neil reminded the House that during the almost decade that the Liberals and Nationals were in government, they barely delivered any new homes for Australians. “Our government is delivering 55,000 social and affordable homes in five years. The coalition, in nine long years, delivered 373 homes for the country. What an absolute disgrace. We are getting it done. In the member for Hasluck’s electorate, there are 537 new social and affordable homes; in the member for Fraser’s electorate, 795 new homes; in Jagajaga, 711 new homes; and, in Adelaide, 680 new homes. Do you know how many new homes the coalition delivered in all these electorates together? Absolutely zero. It is no wonder we have so many housing challenges, and we are getting on with the job of addressing the housing concerns that Australians so clearly have.”
2. On Monday, the Manager of Opposition Business thought he had a ‘gotcha’ moment…he was very wrong. Chris Bowen was reminding the house of the time in 2021 when Keith Pitt had been elevated to cabinet under a deal between then Scott Morrison and Barnaby Joyce. Alex Hawke was quick on his feet to demand a point of order that Bowen refer to Keith with his ‘correct title’, Ambassador to the Holy See. The PM interjected, whilst looking across the aisle, “and he’s not the only one who’s approached us for a job” left many opposite looking sheepish.
3. On Wednesday, Treasurer Jim Chalmers was sharing with the house the news that our economy is gathering pace and momentum. There were multiple members of the opposition who were interjecting with their disagreement. Jim had the perfect response, “I can hear them chirping away. They should chirp up and say that, when we came to office, real wages were falling, living standards were falling, per person incomes were falling, inflation was rising and interest rates were already going up, and we have been turning all of that around.”
4. Chris Bowen drew attention to all the things that have been done by the Government to improve the cost of living in Fowler, and had in his hand an attempt by Dai Le to complain to the NSW Government, about charges at a local pool. Only problem was she’d forgotten that those charges were determined by Fairfield City Council, of which she continues to be Deputy Mayor. Take a look.
5. On Thursday, Richard Marles gave the House an update on the important uplift that the Albanese Labor Government has made to defence spending. Richard reminded the House as to why it was so desperately needed, “That stands in such stark contrast to the lost decade that we saw from those opposite. When the Liberals were sitting around in their smoking jackets and slippers— working out what they were going to put in their press releases and what songs were going to accompany their announcements, the fact of the matter is that Australian defence industry suffered. Well, all of that has now changed because this government is not about talking; it is about doing. And, in the process, we are building Australian jobs and we are keeping Australians safe.”
That’s all for this week. The House will be back in session at the start of October, while the Senate will be in Supplementary Budget Estimates.
‘til then,
Tony
PS. In honour of PBS medicines to soon be locked in at 2004 prices – here’s one for all the Coalition backbench members whispering under their breath every time their own Shadow Treasurer, Ted O’Brien takes to the microphone – from 2004 here’s The Black Eyed Peas with Shut Up.
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Interview with Democratic Congressman Jamie Raskin on LBC.
This is the kind of fire I want to see more of from the US Democrats.
John Birmingham’s take on the Cronulla Race Riot re-enactment last week.
https://aliensideboob.substack.com/p/the-primal-scream-of-a-barbarian
It’s a fight Albo doesn’t want. Shame on him: it is a fight that has to be had.
TLBD
Re Albo, this comment left at the article says it well.
I really really would love to know whether it is because Albo has had a squirrel applied by a group/faction or simply as PJK might say he ‘has no ticker’.
A reminder of what ‘Truth,justice and the American way” actually represents.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/sep/04/us-sanctions-palestinian-human-rights
F.M
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2025/sep/05/everyone-lies-so-much-we-dont-even-know-whats-true-any-more-disgraceful?
The Murricans have been involved in nigh on 200 conflicts since WWII . So it is nice to see some honesty in advertising breaking out. And it’s Trump of all people.
The Ministry of Truth, the Ministry of Peace, the Ministry of Love, and the Ministry of Plenty are the four ministries of the government of Oceania
Ah the Rum Corp State. The consequences of this criminal behavior ? I’m guessing SFA. 😦 I wonder how many other places around Australia this sort of shit is happening. Poison the plebs ? No wuckers mate. Oh and thanks for the donations. 😦
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/sep/05/environment-watchdog-buried-report-on-lead-in-childrens-blood-to-placate-mining-companies-emails-show
Nathan Bull, one of Thomas Sewell’s nazi mates that was also arrested for attacking Camp Sovereignty, has been publicly disowned by his family.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2025/sep/05/everyone-lies-so-much-we-dont-even-know-whats-true-any-more-disgraceful
Note to self ‘refresh before posting new content’ 🤦♂️
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2025/sep/05/angela-rayner-stamp-duty-labour-starmer-reform-nigel-farage-uk-politics-live-news-updates#top-of-blog
Wouldn’t be noticed in the House of Reps here: just mistaken for some of the interruptions.
Keep digging
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2025/sep/08/australia-news-live-erin-patterson-mushroom-murders-trial-sentencing-blood-moon-pictures-shark-net-beach-ntwnfb#maincontent
John Hanscombe in The Canberra Times
James Massola is scathing of Price (sorry that it’s paywalled)
https://www.theage.com.au/politics/federal/if-price-continues-to-follow-trump-s-playbook-she-ll-be-sorry-even-if-she-won-t-say-it-20250907-p5mt4m.html
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2025/sep/08/giant-cuttlefish-they-are-in-danger-and-scientists-are-going-to-save-them-with-bubbles
Meanwhile among the smarter Maga supporters.
The pot boiled long ago in Israel. I hope I come across some ‘made in Israel items in a shop so I can at least have the pleasure of boycotting the bastards.
For the question in the title, that is easy. The never get held to account for their war crimes. The good news is that with the decline of their bodyguard, Murica, they will eventually get some just deserts. Speaking of which .The feckers backed and funded Hamas it in order to undermine Arafat’s PLO and to so avoid a settlement with the Palestinians. Guess whose ‘cunning plan that was ?. Karma’s a bitch eh Bibi. Now all we need is to see him in the Hague on trial.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/sep/08/israel-journalists-kill-army-gaza
For those unaware of $%&^%!!! Netanyahu’s cunning plan re Hamas.
https://www.972mag.com/netanyahu-hamas-october-7-adam-raz/
In an exciting development a whole population may be lining up for a crack at The Darwin Award. The comedy movie Idiocracy moving toward ‘documentary’ status.
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Florida’s anti-vaccine push leads dangerous shift for US public health
Florida may soon become the first state to end all vaccine mandates, including those for schoolchildren, setting the stage for deadly infections to make a comeback.
The move may embolden other states to follow suit, and also risks triggering a resurgence in childhood illnesses long kept at bay.
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2495372-floridas-anti-vaccine-push-leads-dangerous-shift-for-us-public-health/
That’s right up there with Exodus and the tenth plague
“At midnight the LORD struck down all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh who sat on his throne to the firstborn of the captive who was in the dungeon, and all the firstborn of the livestock.”
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2025/sep/10/australia-news-live-nampijinpa-price-littleproud-pacific-albanese-indian-immigration-sussan-ley-coalition-liberal-labor-koala-park-nsw-ntwnfb#top-of-blog
I can hear him drooling from here.
He’ll also be looking forward to joining his mates on Sky After Dark for another round of mutual admiration. Nothing gets them friskier than another $Bazillion pissed up against the wall buying weapons.
Brilliant work by Kevin Botham. It might have a 4/5 wonk factor but it’s worth a read.
Scum. Not even a hint of shame. But then it is normal behavior, SOP, for the self decribed ‘Most moral army in the world.’ . However reports like this have been coming out from the start. But our ‘leaders’ in the West have said and done SFA in the face of the genocide and war crimes committed by the IDF and Netanyahu’s government.
So the next time they wander about lecturing others about observing human rights, the rule of law and the ‘international rules based order’ they’ll do so as hypocrites with SFA to zero moral authority.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/sep/09/the-gaza-family-torn-apart-by-idf-snipers-from-chicago-and-munich
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2025/sep/10/australia-news-live-nampijinpa-price-littleproud-pacific-albanese-indian-immigration-sussan-ley-coalition-liberal-labor-koala-park-nsw-ntwnfb#top-of-blog
I think the Libs would like to dismember her, if their constitution allows for that.
Latest from Friendlyjordies, talking about China.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2025/sep/10/boreholes-leaking-methane-not-as-funny-as-it-sounds
Jacinta Price has been sacked from the Coalition frontbench.
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2025/sep/10/australia-news-live-nampijinpa-price-littleproud-pacific-albanese-indian-immigration-sussan-ley-coalition-liberal-labor-koala-park-nsw-ntwnfb
’twas a bridge too far.
Why does Australia have to be told so much about that Kirk bloke?
The Pacific Black Duck (Anas supercilliosa)
Thought you might like to know
I hope youse Cabbage Patchers have a good stock of popcorn ready…
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/sep/12/victorian-liberal-party-nastiest-most-toxic-state-council-years-leaks-infighting-ntwnfb
Thanks Duck ! I finally discover the correct name of the duck that hung out at the small dam and down the river on our old farm ! They were just ‘ducks’ to us kids and we assumed they were domesticated ducks that escaped from one of the neighbour’s places. Although Muscovy ducks were what were usually kept and theses are much nicer looking than a Muscovy.
We raised a few ducklings I caught down by the river and ended up having a semi domesticated flock on the small dam near the house. They got a bit of extra food, we got eggs (The Muscovy were the ‘dinner ducks’), and a free water weed clearing team for the dam . The duck also got protection during the duck shooting season.
I soooooooo much wanted to get one of those wing feathers but never did find a good one 😦
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2025/sep/12/anthony-albanese-pacific-islands-forum-woodside-north-west-shelf-decision-sussan-ley-labor-coalition-ntwnfb#top-of-blog
A Liberal Party where Price has a big future is unelectable.
Keep going, Well Done!
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2025/sep/12/guardian-readers-are-they-full-of-lies-the-fibs-and-porkies-they-cant-get-enough-of
Out of owls pro tem
Have an Affenpinscher