I received an email from Vote1Julia a couple of days ago:
Seeing that 2017 is almost upon us, it is time that some hard hitting questions are asked about the political year ahead of us. Questions that the MSM are too timid to ask as they would endanger their ability to draw their pay cheques. So it is up to The Pub to undertake the challenge 🙂
Please find attached two suggestions. I have a couple more in mind if you need a post to kick off 2017.
Naturally I accepted the offer with many thanks, so I will hand you over to our Guest Author. Enjoy . . .
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It’s currently 37.5c in my computer room/office with 40% humidity level. It was up to 60% between 1.00pm and 3.00pm.
Bom says it is currently 36c which happens to be the forecast maximum for today.
This is at 4.00pm here mind you.
The bom measurement is in one of their special cabinets at the airport which is quite open with any breeze often coming across water in the lagoons surrounding the airport.
Hence it is always cooler than here.
Climate Change/Global Warming, phooey. Why this is just normal, we even had temperatures like this in August.
Just because Monthly & Yearly temperature records are broken regularly here is just a co-incidence, isn’t it.????????? -)
Yeah, thank God it’s not Climate Change or else we’d REALLY be in the shit.
Suck it up Scorps!
Just watched “Treasures of Ancient Egypt”. Beautiful cow-goddess Hathor:
It must be difficult being a right winger at this time of year, having to scoff at everyone that’s grumbling about the heat and telling them that it’s got nothing to do with climate change, while at the same time pretending that you’re enjoying this horrifying heat.
I have no sympathy for them myself, those people telling others to suck this up and appreciate what the coal/oil industry is doing for the economy.
But, but. but . . . it’s SNOWING in London!
2 Cellos, Game of Thrones and the London Symphony Orchestra –
2HIPSTERS?
At the end of the music it sounded like one of the ‘Spirits’ had a reversing warning beeper on!
Do you know who’s work this is? I love it
I don’t know, they were ll over Twitter this afternoon.
(Testing a post here)
Someone made a post on Tumblr that made me laugh.
“I hope this is the last thing that Trump ever sees”.
Another couple of modern Australian musicians; Fume and Chet Faker.
Flume is a record producer and Chet Faker a very successfull singer songwriter:
Sorry that should be Flume not Fume
eJames,
Given the heat and humidity you are enduring, much can and will be forgiven.
Last one: A Kiwi guitarist and songwriter from way back originally from Te Awamutu, New Zealand and who has played with any number of Australian Bands – Spencer P. Jones;
Must be something musical in the water in the little town of Te Awamutu. Also home town to the Finn brothers.
Fiona Thanks but I’ve locked myself in my office all day with the air conditioning running wand about two weeks of paperwork piled high. I’ve taken my breaks at The Pub. 🙂
eJames, a very wise move from the look of your weather.
I’ve gone through all the media reports of the Turnbull/Abe meeting this afternoon, looked at all the pictures and news videos and I couldn’t find any mention of Julie Bishop being there.
Maybe she couldn’t get a charter flight.
There’s a reception tonight (could be over by now) but there’s not much news on that yet.
Turnbull might have told the silly cow to stay away, her presence would have distracted the media from their job of reporting on whatever was discussed.
Surely she’d be at the reception, if only to flaunt her latest glad rags plus ken handbag.
ABC had a clip of the bi-lateral meeting showing the two sides at a meeting table. No BishJnr.
Actually – I think that news video deserves a post on its own.
Leone,
It certainly did deserve its own post.
I’m wondering soft focus and/or Botox. Certainly no injection of intelligence or empathy.
Heavy makeup, buckets of spakjfilla underneath, most likely. Her face is a lot paler than her neck in the last shots.
Botox on the brain is a definite possibility.
Leone,
You are so sharp. I hope I never have cause to cross foils with you!
Foils or claws?
I have a well-trained eye for detail, that’s all. Spending 25 years being Madame la Costumiere does that to you. I also know a lot about makeup and what can be hidden with clever use of it, even though I usually don’t use the stuff myself.
Leone,
I suppose it would be claws, so that’s a lay-down misere as far as moi’s concerned.
On a very few occasions I’ve used make-up, but my general attitude towards it is that I know where my mouth and eyes are, so I don’t need any colour signals to tell me where they are.
Hanson’s make-up artist ?

Yep.
Probably the makeup artist that arranged Hanson’s special Christmas album.
Kirsdarke,
You have really made me smile.
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On behalf of The Pub, I am honoured to award you
That was superb. Saving it for another view tomorrow.
Thank you so very much, eJames!
Thanks for that, Fiona.
I think that Daina Reid deserves the accolades for her impersonations of Hanson though. According to her IMDB page she seems to have retired from TV things, which is a shame.
I mean sketches like this were absolutely brilliant.
“At the end of the music it sounded like one of the ‘Spirits’ had a reversing warning beeper on!”
(http://www.alltime-records.com/01-albums-0004/0004451.php)
It may have been a warning for the following track, “Medicine Jar” – one of my favourites:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_McCulloch
The poor girl must have been confused about the date with Shinzo
http://www.mofa.go.jp/a_o/ocn/au/page4e_000385.html
Déjà non vu.
Good morning Dawn Patrollers.
Nice work from Cormann here. Looks like he’s got a habit of taking his family on holidays to Broome on the public teat.
http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/finance-minister-mathias-cormann-bills-taxpayers-23000-for-weekend-trips-to-broome-20170114-gtrg3o.html
Nick O’Malley writes on what to expect from a Trump administration.
http://www.smh.com.au/world/what-to-expect-of-a-trump-administration-20170113-gtqyqw.html
Does ANYBODY give a toss?
http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/celebrity/celebrity-news/johnny-depp-and-amber-heard-finalise-bitter-divorce-for-93-million-20170114-gtrkml.html
The former MI6 agent who compiled the dossier on US president-elect Donald Trump reportedly felt “duty bound” to share the intelligence he “deemed crucial”.
http://www.smh.com.au/world/former-spy-christopher-steeles-frustration-with-fbi-who-sat-on-trump-dossier-for-months-report-20170114-gtrkxn.html
Jonathan Freedland tells us that we shouldn’t treat Trump as a normal president because he’s not. This is serious stuff!
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jan/14/donald-trump-not-normal-president-congress-theresa-may
And I thought Tiger Airlines was bad!
http://www.smh.com.au/business/aviation/bali-crash-pilot-hallucinated-says-indonesia-antinarcotics-boss-20170113-gtreu0.html
It’s all building up to an “interesting” inauguration.
http://www.smh.com.au/world/antitrump-protests-kick-off-in-washington-in-leadup-to-inauguration-20170114-gtrldm.html
http://www.smh.com.au/world/trump-attacks-civil-rights-leader-john-lewis-all-talk-no-action-20170114-gtrm6x.html
Pauline Hanson said she and One Nation have been approached by other MPS from the two major parties wanting to join One Nation because MPs were frustrated by the lack of action from their political parties. Only in Queensland.
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/one-nation-senator-pauline-hanson-yes-other-mps-have-approached-us-20170114-gtrh4n.html
Section 2 . . .
Adam Garratt suggests that Turnbull will opt for a minimalist ministry change and keep Arfur Whatshisname as Minister for Health.
http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/malcolm-turnbull-to-avoid-major-reshuffle-arthur-sinodinos-poised-for-health-20170114-gtrh0l.html
Annabel Crabbe is not impressed with the way politicians have been using travel entitlements.
http://www.smh.com.au/comment/theres-a-mystery-illness-plaguing-the-gold-coast-but-sussan-ley-has-got-it-covered-20170113-gtqvbz.html
Matthew Knott reckons Turnbull should finish the job of killing off Abbott’s pet projects and rid us of the school chaplains program. Yes please!
http://www.smh.com.au/comment/another-abbott-indulgence-pm-should-halt-governmentfunded-chaplains-in-schools-20170112-gtpyo8.html
Talk about a digital divide!
http://www.canberratimes.com.au/act-news/absolutely-ridiculous-digital-divide-in-macgregor-means-one-side-of-the-street-has-nbn-the-other-doesnt-20170114-gtrj5m.html
Nice work from Kevin Andrews here – $2000 to attend a “prayer breakfast”. Now THAT’S wast!
http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/kevin-andrews-charged-taxpayers-2000-to-attend-prayer-breakfast-20170114-gtrf05.html
Getting a bit sensitive eh Mesma? Fairfax reveals that Hugo Boss has agreed to “dress her” for the event. So her story’s a bit thin now.
http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/foreign-minister-julie-bishop-cancels-appearance-at-portsea-polo-in-the-wake-of-expenses-scandal-20170113-gtre4h.html
This is the sort of stuff we should not abide.
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/jan/13/melbourne-muslim-cleric-charged-over-forced-marriage-of-child
More IT woes for this government as the My Health Record gets some attention.
http://www.canberratimes.com.au/national/public-service/new-digital-health-chief-to-get-522000-a-year-to-fix-troubled-my-health-record-system-20170103-gtl6mz.html
Federal investigators have found the Chicago Police Department routinely violated civil rights of citizens, according to a report issued Friday. Here are some of the most concerning parts of the assessment by the Justice Department’s Civil Rights Division. Nice place!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2017/01/14/here-are-the-worst-parts-of-dojs-damning-chicago-police-investi/?utm_hp_ref=au-homepage
Section 3 . . . Cartoon Corner
Matt Golding gives us the menu for taxpayer funded claimable expenses.



Andrew Dyson – the US electorate speaks.
Matt Golding at Dutton the Glutton mealtime.
Roy on the inauguration.
http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/e47349f907c794967f96b0ed3926249e?width=1024
Every funding issue comes back to that $50 billion tax cut for big business this farce of a government is determined to have.
Turnbull Government faces $3.7b hole in NDIS funding without education money transfer
Andrew Laming’s attention-seeking comment about teachers certainly got a reaction, just not the one he wanted.
Andrew Laming’s remarks about teachers were an own goal
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/comment/andrew-lamings-remarks-about-teachers-were-an-own-goal-20170113-gtqzhn.html
He sounds like a ON character. But then the Libs aren’t any better.
Julie and the polo.
Two things from that .
1 – No-one cared if she was there or not. Ouch!
2. Hugo Boss manufactured uniforms for Nazi leaders and organisations in WWII using prisoners of war and forced labour from occupied countries. Herr Boss joined the Nazi Party in 1931 and was a financial sponsor of the SS.
Is it a good look for Jules to be ‘dressed by’ a company with such a distasteful past?
One more thing –
If only Jules had had the decency to tell the truth. Why didn’t she say she decided not to go because of the ongoing expenses debate? Why did she feel the need to lie about a meeting with Shinzo Abe? Now she looks like a goose and it’s all her own fault. Of course, she will blame it all on her staff, her kind always do.
I’m a bit of a sucker for Sam……
Sth Dakota pollies voted against outlawing them having sex with their interns. People asked why ? So what better pollie to send out to explain than…………………………..
Representative David Lust said he wanted to avoid ‘itemising every potential wrongdoing a legislator could commit’
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/south-dakota-stace-nelson-ban-sexual-contact-interns-a7527316.html
Baby boxes in Scotland:
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-38470905
The Haggis bashers following the Finnish path.
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-22751415
The history of the hatch/flap/baby box:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_hatch
I knew about the Finland baby boxes, but I didn’t know Scotland was going to do the same.
It’s brilliant idea.
Can you imagine what would happen if a government here (only a Labor government would consider it) tried to do this? There would be screams about single mums on welfare ‘getting’ something they didn’t deserve. Why should bludgers get free goodies? We are only encouraging them to have more babies out of wedlock blah …. blah….blah….. There would be howls from the likes of that fake red-head from Queensland about Muslim babies or refugee babies being given things that only white Australian babies deserve, shrieks from the Liberals about unaffordable handouts to leaners. No, it’s never going to happen here. An equal start in life? That’s so not the modern Australian way.
Agree. It won’t happen here. No govt would consider it. Pity.
Are those digital thermometers actually bath thermometers?
When I gave a new mum a bath thermometer mum, grandma and great grandmother were all surprised that the correct baby bath temperature “lukewarm” is much cooler than our bath temperature and the baby didn’t scream and come out looking like a cooked lobster.
My sister became a grandma this morning so I better hunt down a bath thermometer now
Greg Jericho –
The government’s horrific start to the year is fully deserved and completely appropriate
https://www.theguardian.com/business/grogonomics/2017/jan/15/the-governments-horrific-start-to-the-year-is-fully-deserved-and-completely-appropriate
https://www.buzzfeed.com/markdistefano/insta-russo
http://www.canberratimes.com.au/environment/climate-change/early-skirmishes-point-to-a-war-over-renewable-energy-lasting-well-into-2017-20170111-gtpsd9.html
https://cgrozev.wordpress.com/2017/01/14/tower-of-cards-part-1/
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20170110-despite-what-you-might-think-chickens-are-not-stupid
Chickens are smart and good fun to have around. They communicate well:
I home again after spending 5 days on the gold coast for the Magic millions horsie stuff. No impulse buying by me . Was tempted a few times but I was under strict instructions not to buy anything . Very strict instructions Kill joy but that’s another story. The Sussan ley thing was getting plenty of mileage around the coast and it seems pretty well known that it was not a spur of the moment decision. The bloke that sold it too her is a well known LNP supporter though most of the people I chatted too would fit into that category as well.I was given free accommodation from a mate but no big name clothing company offered to dress me which I think is a bit of a insult as I am much better looking than the Kalgoorlie tart Bishop . Maybe next year.
joesixpack
You may have dodged a bullet with the clothing.
This is what ‘big name’ Givenchy was promoting for blokes last year. From their Spring Collection –
Looks like a little kid on his first day at school!
Even bloke models are anorexic!
not really my style leonetwo
Not my idea of a well-dressed man either.
Leone
That outfit is gross.
That man has had all the colour and life sucked out of him
As well as its price no doubt!
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/01/philippe-reines-donald-trump-214630 this is amazing
https://www.apnews.com/020bc7b2f16f4446ade338bcf4a500ed/APNewsBreak:-Ringling-Bros.-circus-to-close-after-146-years
Joe needs no Givenchy cos’…….
“I’m too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I’m too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan
New York, and Japan
I’m too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party’
Blue hair, blue wine:
http://www.thelocal.es/20170112/red-white-but-not-blue-spain-bans-wine-because-its-the-wrong-colour
gigilene
Tut tut to the proof reader and the spell checker it is “anthocyanin” not “anthyocyacin”. What ever the spelling those anthocyanins are currently one of the “hot” food ingredients at the mo’ for supposed health benefits.
Broomhilda was right ! those Bolsheviks are on the march. Although tit is Troy Bramston a Labor Uncle Tom house pet kept by The Australian and Sky News so grade accordingly.
Jason
Well I just wasted vital card playing time to read that rubbish. It seems they are getting a bit scared. I wonder if they have some polling?
kaffeeklatscher
I graded accordingly and gave it a fail just find it laughable that dolts like Kelly and Bramston seem to think the ALP “left” in government could be any worse than the current incumbents.
The temperature has dropped down here to a balmy 36c but with the humidity at 48% it is almost unbearable!
I pity some older folks here who don’t have aircon or are bedridden or disabled.
Quite a number of quite severe storm cells around, especially in the central highlands area and a ripper not far away from here. It seems to be moving in a southwards direction and will miss us.
There are times when you wish for a storm even if it is just to cool the place down & stop plants & lawn from dying in the heat.
According to Bramston the left supposedly took over Queensland Labor in 2014, Please Troy, remind me which party won the election in 2015.
Another thing this article tries to do is to paint Albo as an Australian Corbyn. If Albo moved to the UK, joined UK Labour and ran for their leadership I guarantee that he would be denounced as an evil Blairite because according to the Corbyn cult wanting a Labour government in power in order to enact policy for the common good is an indication that someone is an evil Blairite.
Bramston and is ilk were the problem with the party during the Beasley Crean and Latham years and probably caused more of us to try and take back the party from the direction they were sending it!
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