I mean, like, which Coalition prime idiot thought a really looooong campaign would be a fiendishly cunning idea?
Why didn’t someone say,
Hey, man . . .
Didn’t anyone whisper in his shell-like that
can so easily turn into
Or that Australians don’t like elections in
or during the
And why oh why didn’t some brave person blouse-front him and shout
Hey, man . . . everyone knows you’re in the