The Australia Tree

Today’s Guest Author is Victoria Rollinson, with a thoughtful reflection probably best described as a parable. Thank you, Victoria, for your superb, and sorrowful, story.

A metaphor occurred to me today about the Abbott government and I felt it was good enough to share. There’s nothing like a good metaphor to clarify how you feel about something; in this case to remind us how destructive and dangerous the Abbott government is for our country.

Imagine that you live in a big old house with your family and in the backyard in the middle of a sprawling lawn is a huge plane tree. In this metaphor, that tree is the Australian government. Yes, this is going to take some imagination but bear with me. The tree has been there forever and has grown tall and wide, with branches reaching out to every corner of your garden. It offers shade in summer, a place of shelter in winter, a quiet spot for an outdoor meal, a branch hosting a tyre swing for the kids and the perfect climbing gym and fortress for outdoor games. You can’t imagine your garden, or your home, without this tree and you always assumed it would always be part of your future.

But then something changed.

A man from the council knocks on your door one day and tells you there’s a problem with your tree that has been raised by a neighbour. He won’t tell you which neighbour, only that the council was taking the complaint very seriously as they would with any risk to the community. The only neighbour you could imagine caring about the tree is the grumpy old man living in the property behind yours. He had never been a friendly person and grumbled constantly about everything; the weather, the council, the rates he had to pay, the noise your children made playing and a few times, the leaves that your tree shed in Autumn, some of which found themselves in his swimming pool that he never used because he whinged about the cost of energy to heat it. ‘Is this about the leaves in the pool?’ you ask, nodding your head towards the grumpy neighbour’s house and wondering what type of ‘community risk’ a few dead leaves could possibly cause. The man from the council avoided answering directly and said instead that the council were ordering you to lob off your trees largest branches before they fall off, endangering your home. And the lives of your family. You suddenly feel anxious. ‘What’s wrong with our tree?’ you ask nervously. ‘It’s got a tree disease which is making it slowly rot. Your neighbour recognised the symptoms. In effect it’s dying and the branches will fall one by one. The entire structure of the tree is unsustainable. You may in fact be better off cutting it down completely to avoid worrying about it in the future’. ‘Let me have a think about it’, you respond, wanting the man to leave. He tells you not to think about it for too long as the council wants something done about it immediately. He leaves and you pass on his terrible news to your husband who then feels as anxious as you do.

The next day you can’t stop looking at the tree and worrying about how quickly it is dying. It doesn’t look sick, but the man from the council is meant to be an expert on this type of thing so you’re sure he isn’t making it up. After a couple of weeks, you decide to get the largest of the branches cut off; just the ones that are risking hurting anyone if they fall off or coming down onto the house. This is the moment Australia elected Abbott. The tree of government was suddenly a risk to the community, rather than a protector.

The day the man arrives to cut off the large branches, you try to make yourself scarce. The sound of the chainsaws grate on your nerves. You return home hoping to feel less anxious now that the branches are gone. But you don’t feel less anxious at all and the tree looks hacked up and pathetic. No more social safety net. Medicare is under threat. Huge cuts to health and education spending. Gonski no longer a bipartisan policy. No more credible climate change policy. No more mining tax. A fraud of a national broadband network that will be no faster than what we have now. Huge increases in the cost of higher education. Cuts to the ABC and SBS. And the economy is flagging under the weight of austerity cuts and lack of confidence. You did what the man from the council expertly told you needed to be done and yet you can’t help feeling like you’ve lost something you’ll never be able to get back. The tree had been there much longer than you had and in one afternoon its dependable foliage is destroyed forever. You feel sad.

The man from the council returns a few weeks later to inspect the tree. He taps his pen on the thick trunk and nearly trips over the tyre that used to hang from the branches as a swing. ‘The disease is still risking the structure. I would recommend cutting the whole thing down. It could easily come down in a storm. You wouldn’t have the insurance to cover the damage’. You nod weakly and promise to do something about it right away. The tree makes you sad now so maybe once it’s gone you will get over it.

The arborist who cut off the large branches is booked out for the next month so you call someone new and he can cut the tree down next week. Again you leave him to it, as you can’t bring yourself to watch your tree become a useless stump. When you return home, the last bits of trunk are being fed into the noisy wood-chip creating machine. ‘Why did you cut it down?’ the arborist asks cheerfully. ‘It was dying, it was risking our home and was dangerous for our family’. The arborist raises an eyebrow. ‘Who told you that?’ he asks. ‘A man from the council. We didn’t really have a choice, it had to be done’. ‘That’s a shame, because there was nothing wrong with the tree. It would have happily outlived you if you’d just left it alone’. Your heart sinks and you feel like crying.

Soon after you’re driving past your neighbour’s house – the one who you suspect had it in for your tree because of the leaves in his pool, and you notice he’s on his porch, talking to someone who looks familiar. It’s the man from the council. They’re laughing about something, clearly sharing a joke. They’re friends. Or at least friendly. Suddenly you get it. There was nothing wrong with your tree. The man from the council lied. You’ve been tricked into doing something against your best interest. Scared into ruining your Australia tree. And your neighbour no longer has leaves in his pool. The rage you feel is impossible to describe.

237 thoughts on “The Australia Tree

  1. We listened to most of the two days of TURC. The only interesting bits were when Shorten was explaining how EBA’s are constructed and worked through with employers, and the employees got to vote on any agreement before finalising. Some people would prefer to remain ignorant just like the msm is.

  2. Where is that self declared fighter of the tories Anthony Albanese?
    Im afraid that my suspicions about him that started when Gillard was PM are becoming clearer by the day.
    His weak as piss defense of Bill Shorten lately has been noticeable.
    I dont trust him at all.
    He might of blubbered once at a press conference but his actions since then speak much louder than his mealy mouthed words ever can.
    He showed his true colours when he so eagerly jumped into bed with that snake Rudd.
    Who can ever forget that absolutely cringe worthy presser when Rudd kept calling him deputy PM Albo.
    IMO He will never be leader of the ALP and he should just accept that and start being a team player instead of positioning himself to be the next Rudd.

  3. Didn’t Gary Gray have lapband surgery?. Amazing how much weight he’s lost.

    I thought he took Shorten’s defence reasonably well – though could have been stronger. He certainly didn’t miss reminding the interviewer of Billson’s involvement with the Mafia.

    As for Albo, I believe he was on ch7 this morning.

  4. Alan Jones and 2GB found to have breached the Commercial Radio Codes of Practice 2013 (the Codes).in inaccurate statements by Jones on climate change.

    Alan Jones comments on UN climate change report inaccurate: media watchdog

    2GB breaches accuracy requirements

    in other words – Jones told lies and 2GB did nothing to stop them going to air. Can we call him Joliar now?

  5. As punishment Alan Jones should be given community service and spend some time cleaning mens public toilets.
    Actually silly idea, punishment should not be enjoyable or a reward.

  6. Not as bad taste as his shithouse comments about Gillards dad.
    Always found it quite funny that Jones listener base is mainly old bigots who would normally pile shit onto gays yet they spend their time listening to a toilet lurking old queen who has an in house asian ‘servant’ boy.

  7. Fiona,
    yes, thats a more appropriate punishment.
    Perhaps after he has cleaned the womens toilets he can duck next door for a bit of recreation time.
    Provided he supplies his own knee pads.

  8. This has been around for a while, it’s worth a revisit –

    And then there was this, while the official party waited for William and Kate to arrive for their goodbyes after their Australian trip last year.

  9. The crap design of the very faulty MTM nightmare will see congestion well into the future:…/

    Bye bye Netflix 4K, bye bye decent internet.

    Something struck me reading that blog: the parsimonious, inadequate allocation of fibre to the hubs means FTTN is NOT a stepping stone to FTTH. It will ALL, at some time, HAVE to be ripped up and replaced. Typical Liberal mismanagement and profligacy!

  10. The fact that Bruce Billson, who has so many questions to answer following the 4corners story re mafia connections feels so emboldened to come out in the media and accuse Bill Shorten of wrong doing tells you everything you need to know about our fucking useless journos.
    Why arent they hounding him with questions that need to be answered?
    The libs know they can be totally hypocritical and duplicitous only because they know they will never be caled our for their double standards by our ‘esteemed’ media.

  11. The other morning Turnbull was off the show, by that afternoon the ABC was saying he would appear, now he’s off again. Turnbull is just a joke, he should change his name to ‘Turnsteer’.

  12. Yeah..Abbott wants Q&A. to be placed in the hands of that other failed priest ; Uhlmann…

  13. Who the fig does Abbott think he is? He can keep his oily beek out of the ABC. What a disgusting skidmark on the undies of our democracy!

  14. There’s another DLP. ; Sirrr! if ever there was one..”…and they’d get down on their bended knees and thank the living Christ they had a country they could sell…”

  15. Off topic…I have this lovely Italian maxim I’ll pas on to you…think on it, dwell on’s yours!

    “The Sun only shines on those who seek to stand in it”.

  16. How’s it going , Puff’..getting a bit of rain down your way yet?…how’s that wood treating you?

  17. Listen everybody..I’m trying to talk Joe6p’ around to opening a new “room” in The Pub..a “lounge”, where we can all place our little poems, anecdotes, yarns and articles we scribble, and then Fiona can go rummaging through (whilst whistling a little nondescript tune to herself) and pluck out thread starters or other amusements to put up on the board when the politics goes a bit quiet or dull..and the rest of us can peruse the menu and amuse ourselves on a cold, rainy evening when there’s nothing on the tele….that sort of thing…waddyereckon?

    There’s heaps of us doing things all the time…it could just be a note on an activity totally outside politics…like Foreverjanice and her adventures with the animals on her spread, or Puff’ with her woodwork and such or even Fiona’s OH. and his progress in restoring his cars…that sort of thing… or CTar1 and his secret-service days!…you know what I mean?..the sky’s the limit!

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