Of COURSE it’s wrong! Abbott’s involved.

At last one newspaper gets it.

The Courier-Mail’s headline is blunt:

“Every single thing you have ever heard about MH-370 has been wrong.”

I’ve just been listening to a discussion on ABC-24, where one side says this headline is awful, goes too far, and the other says it reflects the truth, especially the subjective truth for the families. It seems that even the bare truth is being resisted. The families, their hopes raised, should be let down more lightly. To what end?

It is hard to get past the enormity of this debacle.

Other searches were conducted and failed. That’s OK, searches DO fail.

But no search was spruiked as much as the Australian-led version.

Despite Angus Houston’s best efforts it was taken out of his hands by a Prime Minister, hungry for publicity and a boost in his poll ratings, in cahoots with a media looking for an excuse to use the description “Prime Ministerial”.

Abbott had not been in Japan for more than a day before those “Prime Ministerial” tags started to flow. You’d have thought he’d negotiated Peace In Our Time the way the press gaggle along for the ride praised his every diplomatic step.

The Japanese “Free Trade” agreement was a triumph, “historic”. This was despite the fact that rumblings back home made it plain it was anything but. On all the major aspects of the deal Japan got exactly what it wanted, conceding very little and gaining a lot. This was certainly true regarding agricultural products.

But the likes of Mark Simkin and others waxed lyrical about Abbott’s near genius. He had learned so much, had not put a foot wrong, had the Asians swooning with admiration and awe at his talents for negotiation.

What seems to have really happened was that Abbott had declared his hand too early. He set a timeline for the conclusions of negotiations and the Japs played him like a kokoyu. They waited until he had nowhere to go and no time left. They knew that by this time Abbott would have signed anything they put in front of him, so much was at stake.

And so he did. Let us just note that the “Free” Trade deal did not go necessarily to Australia’s advantage.

Next was Korea. Abbott was barnstorming the mysterious East, wrapping those little yellow men around his pinky finger. With his suave new hairdo and his furrowless brow, he presented as the very model of a proper Aussie PM.

The media went wild: two down, one to go!

Then came China, our most important trading partner. Abbott had one big card to play: MH-370. He’d already put Perth on the map, conveniently during a Senate by-election, and now he was about to wow the Chinese Premier.

He went public, telling the world that the search was narrowing. He had information that could only be shared with the Chinese Premier.

Back home, story after story appeared about it. Abbott’s name started creeping closer to the top of the articles, with Houston’s contrasting sobriety sinking deeper and deeper into the body of text.

Abbott Biggles 450

Eventually it had to happen: the search for MH-370 became all Abbott’s, and Houston’s name disappeared altogether. It was as if these stories were written by Abbott’s PR unit, topped and tailed, the by-line changed and then just issued through the various Australian media organs otherwise unedited. Which is probably the case.

So now today comes the admission that we know as much about the disappearance of MH-370 as we knew on day #3 or #4… which is practically nothing.

Abbott, up against his blurted-out ambitions on Free Trade, and unable to announce progress in the search for MH-370, signed the agreements anyway and then made out – falsely – that success in the search too, was imminent.

The hopes of the relatives had been raised to new heights. Abbott’s statements were not those of some cloud-dwelling blogger. He wasn’t a lonely oil rig worker seeing lights in the sky. Nor was he an out-of-work oceanographer seeking publicity by claiming to have “found” the aircraft.

Abbott was the Prime Minister of Australia and (I am sure despite the warnings of Houston) did what he always does: acted first, got himself through the day in Beijing, and the rest can sort itself out later.

Sometimes it’s better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.

But I fear it will be Houston who is seeking forgiveness, not Abbott. Already Truss had been trundled out to front Parliament with the bad news. There is no sign of Abbott. No sign of the man with the condolence motion in his pocket, or the glad handing arm wrestler of Beijing.

We, the public got done over by the media and by the government. What had started out as a serious search, developed – as it always does when Abbott is involved – into a publicity stunt and a bullshit parade.

And increasingly, like other Abbott stunts, it’s fallen as flat as a SAO.

Abbott - MH370 annotated 550

Someone will have to pay for this, and it won’t be Abbott.

Houston may as well resign now.

The story that was woven – one of ever tightening circles, little clues here and there, random pings, obscure satellite data, a growing confidence, culminating in a summit meeting with the Chinese Premier – has been almost completely wrong.

The same technique used to run the “Budget Emergency” and “Labor Waste” lines – constant repetition until we’re nagged into submission – was used with MH-370. Even when the story turns out to be wrong, it has a momentum that is almost impossible to stop. Even to deny there is a “Budget emergency” you have to use the words “Budget Emergency”, and the meme is thus continued.

Talk about the “search” for MH-370 continues the myth that there is a “search” in progress. There isn’t. They’ve stopped looking. They might start again, but that won’t be for months. And it will probably be in a different place altogether.

However, once Abbott got a whiff of the potential for his involvement – the WA election, big-noting with the Chinese Premier, spivving for the Defence forces and the attention of the world’s media – the result was inevitable.

The punters want to believe, despite headlines like the one above, and despite the comprehensive rebuttal of just about all evidence. But, as Kerry Packer once famously put it, when asked about a near-death experience (did he see Heavenly lights?): “There’s nothing fucking there.”

They’re looking in the wrong place. They’ve admitted it.

There has been no progress since the plane first disappeared. It was all a media and spin charade. We weren’t close – “within days” as one spruiker told us – to finding “the final resting place” at all.

Most likely someone DOES know. Huge airliners just don’t disappear nowadays. But whoever that person is, it clearly isn’t Abbott, or sadly, Angus Houston.

Of the two, Houston is the disposable entity, drafted to add gravitas to Abbott’s relentless spin machine, and will soon be discarded, perhaps even in disgrace. A fine career ended ignominiously.

Another career will be saved, for the moment, on the back of Houston’s coming public humiliation, not only yesterday, but also while Abbott was grandstanding in China.

Then Houston will become the next person to learn the ugly truth about Abbott’s “legendary loyalty” to his mates. There’s nothing fucking there, either.

 

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444 thoughts on “Of COURSE it’s wrong! Abbott’s involved.

  1. puffytmd

    Thank goodness he has got it down to only one per day else we’d not keep up 😀

  2. Mike Kelly has announced he will stand for pre-selection for Eden Monaro.The very best of luck to him.

    Dr Mike Kelly
    May 27 at 6:08pm ·

    For those of you who have been asking what I am going to do next, I can tell you I have now made up my mind. I have been mulling this over for eight months and thought very carefully about it.

    My mind has been made up in the last few weeks watching the Commission of Audit and this brutal Budget, on top of everything else we have seen from the Abbott government. I have also watched Peter Hendy as our Member and been appalled by his total lack of passion and commitment to our region and community.

    As a result I have decided to put my name forward for pre-selection to re-contest Eden Monaro.

    I will not sit idly by while this region is savaged and its future stolen. I also want to take a stand against the sort of Australia Abbott and Hendy want us to become. It would be a vicious Darwinian landscape where it is the survival of the wealthiest with a marginalised underclass.

    If successful in pre-selection I will be asking you to help me restore us to the Australia we want to see and to get us back on track to unlocking the extraordinary potential of our region and people

  3. Curioz,

    To you and all of you with friends and/or family doing that battle, and even more so to those who are the frontline warriors in your personal battle, my admiration, encouragement, and support.

    To those of our company who are facing – directly or indirectly – battles of other kinds – likewise, and always.

    To revive the old quotation:

    Life’s a bitch; then Tony Abbott happens.

  4. It’s the time of year that Sheffield, Coventry, Ardent and Antelope and 10 Sea Harriers and a couple of hundred Marines and Army come to mind.

    I think another drink is called for.

  5. Do any remember us saying g this, How could they have so wrong. Maybe the will fiddle long enough, for Labor to pick up where they left off, when they get back into power.

    ……………The particularly amusing thing about the situation with the trials, as NBN Co COO Greg Adcock told Senate Estimates last week, is that NBN Co has been struggled to find a “power solution” with respect to some of the infrastructure. If you will recall, this issue has been one of the most controversial with respect to the FTTN infrastructure from the start — the fact that the ‘nodes’ themselves (the point at which the fibre/copper signal transference occurs) need to be actively powered, which can cause problems in inclement weather, as well as issues in, as we’re seeing now, just getting power cables to the right place on the street. The previous Fibre to the Premises model does not suffer the same issues, being weatherproof and only requiring active power at each premise — not in the street.

    There is no doubt about it: Even in its initial phases, the Coalition’s rival Multi-Technology Mix/Coalition’s Broadband Network model is starting to be delayed, just as Labor’s previous FTTP model was. One wonders how much further things will get off track before the next Federal Election…..

    http://delimiter.com.au/2014/06/02/huge-whopping-surprise-cbn-fttn-trials-already-delayed/

  6. kk – Sheffield was a sooner or later. Coventry (all 400 thousand pounds of her) was lost because Hart Dyke turned in front of Broadsword – Broadsword was the best equipped Type 22 Frigate. Four ‘pods’ of Close in weapons systems rather than two. It still had 4 missiles left when it was disarmed in South Hampton Water.

  7. CTar1

    Due to a comment you made a while ago I came across this clip of Capt David Hart Dyke. Seemed pretty self serving. At the time I cheered for the Argie airforce as , before conflict commenced , I saw a BBC program slag off and pretty much ridicule Skyhawks. As that plane was the kiwi air force’s main plane I took umbrage.

    bombardement de la frégate HMS Ardent.

  8. CTar1

    Bugger missed the main link

    Capt David Hart Dyke discusses the strain of command as CO of HMS Coventry 09.05.11

  9. It seems our Chief Scientist had no inputs into the so called future medical research fund. No role whatever. It also seems, he had no input into the cuts this government, has made in research in ll other departments.
    Has not been asked about the cuts to university research.

    LateLine

  10. kk – It’s a spectacular bit of film taken over San Carlos. Hart Dyke was instructed to face forward and to swerve the boat 5 degrees when under attack from A4 Skyhawks. The A4 could get the distance right but the left to right movement was a problem.

    He presented Coventry broadside and with Broadsword’s radar acquisition blocked.

    Self serving is right.

  11. The spouse and I found that whole Falklands thing a bit bizarre. Newly married and freshly sprogged, we were croggled to discover that his grandmother was from Argentina. This the spouse had not known, as his parents migrated here before he was born and had not really talked much about family history. Along comes the new DiL asking questions and all curious, when all of a sudden…
    Fortunately for me, my new FiL thought it all wonderfully warped and enjoyed pointing out that at least I had escaped the insanity of ‘the war footing’ Mrs Thatcher was proclaiming.

    Can’t help but think that Mr Abbott would like to have something of that nature to bolster his stocks at home. *curls lip sneeringly*

  12. These are the main points, more in the article, plus see the chart pdf. No preferred leader question (unless these was and they intend to release that part tomorrow), but it was being said yesterday that Essential would have a question on that, should be out around 1pm.

    http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/tony-abbott-pinned-down-by-budget-newspoll/story-fn59niix-1226940801911#

    Tony Abbott pinned down by budget: Newspoll
    PHILLIP HUDSON The Australian June 03, 2014 12:00AM

    A TWO-WEEK campaign to sell what Tony Abbott insists is “the right budget for this time” has failed to deliver any boost for the government after it handed down the worst received federal budget in more than 20 years.

    The latest Newspoll, conducted exclusively for The Australian, shows the Coalition’s primary vote remains stuck at a 4½-year low of 36 per cent ­despite the efforts of the Prime Minister and Joe Hockey to sell the need for the controversial measures in the budget.

    Labor continues to have a higher primary vote than the ­Coalition, with its support virtually unchanged, dipping from 38 per cent to 37 per cent. The Greens edged up from 11 per cent to 12 per cent. Independents and minor parties, including the Palmer United Party, were steady on 15 per cent.

    In two-party terms the ­Coalition improved by one point but it still trails Labor by a significant 46 per cent to 54 per cent, based on preference flows from September’s election.

    Mr Abbott’s approval ratings rose after the sharp fall immediately after the budget, while Bill Shorten’s numbers eased after a surge a fortnight ago. But voters said the Labor leader remained their clear choice as prime minister. Mr Shorten maintained his 10-point lead as the preferred prime minister, with his support up one point to 45 per cent and Mr Abbott up one point to 35 per cent. One in five voters did not prefer either of them.

    The poll of 1158 voters, taken at the weekend, showed Mr Abbott’s satisfaction rating recovered three points to 33 per cent after a five-point plunge after the budget. His dissatisfaction eased from 60 per cent to 59 per cent. His net approval rating has improved from minus 30 per cent to minus 26 per cent.

    Mr Shorten’s surge in popularity a fortnight ago on the back of his opposition to the budget has eased back. His satisfaction level fell from 42 per cent to 38 per cent, while his dissatisfaction level rose from 39 per cent to 43 per cent. His net approval rating had dropped from plus three points to minus five.

    http://resources.news.com.au/files/2014/06/02/1226940/778525-120603newspoll.pdf

  13. http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/policy/business-push-on-sunday-penalties/story-fn59noo3-1226940798835#

    Business push on Sunday penalties
    SID MAHER The Australian June 03, 2014 12:00AM

    MAJOR business groups will ­embark on a community and ­industrial campaign to cut Sunday penalty rates across a range of sectors, arguing it will increase consumer access to weekend trading and provide more youth employment.

    Australian Chamber of Commerce and Industry chief executive Kate Carnell argued that if people wanted shopping convenience on Sundays they had to acknowledge that high penalty rates — of up to 200 per cent — were stopping some businesses opening and limiting the trading hours of others.

    http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/state-politics/newman-governments-plan-to-sell-ports-power/story-e6frgczx-1226940703327

    Newman government’s plan to sell ports, power
    Michael McKenna The Australian June 03, 2014 12:00AM

    AN Australian-first to lure the private sector to invest almost $30 billion in state power distributors with the promise of future dividends is expected to be today’s centrepiece of the Newman government’s budget plan to tackle debt and the deficit.

    In the third and final budget of the government’s first term, Treasurer Tim Nicholls is tipped to announce plans for the full sale of power generators, CS Energy and Stanwell, along with the Gladstone and Townsville.

    http://www.theaustralian.com.au/opinion/columnists/no-respect-and-no-thank-you/story-fnmnl1y0-1226940768200#

    No respect and no thank you
    PHILLIP HUDSON, comment The Australian June 03, 2014 12:00AM

    THERE’S one piece of good news for Coalition MPs in today’s Newspoll. At least it didn’t get any worse.

    But there is still no sign of the “thank you” Tony Abbott hoped he would receive from what he believes to be a tough but fair budget. Nor is there the respect the Prime Minister also said he wanted to earn. The only prediction he’s got right so far is that it would not be popular.

  14. http://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/tony-abbott-had-laid-down-the-law-before-the-malcolm-turnbullclive-palmer-dinner/story-fnii5s3x-1226940797844

    Tony Abbott had laid down the law before the Malcolm Turnbull-Clive Palmer dinner
    8 hours ago June 03, 2014 12:00AM
    Ellen Whinnett and Simon Benson
    The Daily Telegraph

    PRIME Minister Tony Abbott ordered Coalition MPs to co-ordinate their dealings with the minor parties through Christopher Pyne or Eric Abetz just two weeks ­before Malcolm Turnbull ­invited Clive Palmer to an “impromptu’’ dinner.

    http://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/fines-for-turncoats-family-first-pushed-for-mp-antitraitor-laws/story-fnii5yv4-1226940794897

    Fines for turncoats: Family First pushed for MP anti-traitor laws
    8 hours ago June 02, 2014 11:19PM
    DANIEL WILLS STATE POLITICAL EDITOR
    The Advertiser

    CABINET would be capped at 14 members and MPs heavily fined or forced to undergo by-elections if they swap parties under radical changes Family First claims are needed to “save democracy”.

    The proposals will be flagged in State Parliament on Tuesday as a direct response to Martin Hamilton-Smith’s shock defection from the Liberal Party to Labor’s Cabinet last week.

  15. Abbott being “interviewed” by Uhlmann is like evesdropping on a “after -sex” session between two lovers!

  16. Good morning Dawn Patrollers – Finally!

    Obama will speak but will Abbott listen?
    http://www.smh.com.au/world/obamas-climate-change-move-aims-to-influence-others-20140602-zrv1e.html
    http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/barack-obamas-climate-change-moves-put-heat-on-tony-abbott-20140602-39f0s.html
    Not only speaking, but acting.
    http://www.smh.com.au/world/obama-announces-firstever-limits-on-co2-emissions-20140603-zrvn5.html
    The body that oversees university standards has its budget halved. What cynicism!
    http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/02/universities-risk-education-cuts
    And more on tertiary education from the New Matilda.
    https://newmatilda.com/2014/06/02/age-entitlement-over-age-access-rages
    Bolt vs Turnbull. Yawn.
    http://www.smh.com.au/world/obama-announces-firstever-limits-on-co2-emissions-20140603-zrvn5.html
    Michelle Grattan on how Clive Palmer is annoying Abbott by accusing him of stopping a woman from heading up the Liberal Party.
    https://theconversation.com/clive-palmer-stirs-the-liberal-leadership-pot-and-the-gender-one-too-27465
    Peter Martin operates on the Health budget and policy.
    http://www.smh.com.au/comment/when-deep-cuts-are-not-healthy-20140602-zrukf.html
    And the hospitals accuse the government of not considering the knock-on effects of the co-payment.
    http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/02/effect-of-co-payment-on-hospitals-and-medicine-access-has-not-been-assessed
    This is one funeral service that Morriscum won’t grace with his presence.
    http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/leo-seemanpillai-took-his-own-life-as-he-gave-up-hope-of-refuge-20140602-39etg.html

  17. Section 2 . . .

    Coal company admits spying.
    http://www.smh.com.au/national/idemitsu-admits-it-hired-contractors-in-coal-spies-operation-20140602-39esi.html
    The AFR stands by its Ken Cowley/Murdoch story.
    http://www.smh.com.au/national/murdochs-man-regrets-but-cops-a-booting-anyway-20140602-39er6.html
    MUST SEE! General Abbott at Normandy – David Pope.

    ANOTHER MUST SEE! – Alan Moir at the art gallery.
    http://www.smh.com.au/photogallery/federal-politics/cartoons/alan-moir-20090907-fdxk.html
    Cathy Wilcox has Abbott softening up and conditioning the disadvantaged.
    http://www.smh.com.au/photogallery/federal-politics/cartoons/cathy-wilcox-20090909-fhd6.html
    MUST SEE! David Rowe at the Lame Duck restaurant. Look at the delicacies in the window display.
    http://www.afr.com/p/national/cartoon_gallery_david_rowe_1g8WHy9urgOIQrWQ0IrkdO

  18. Well, the latest polls should be a wake-up call for the Coalition. No bounce back, Abbott on the nose, Shorten preferred PM, budget rejected. They know what they have to do:

    Attack Shorten! Tell everyone the budget was well received! More Conrovia! Domestic slogans in official international business! Lie about everything!

    Sounds like a solid plan for the country’s future to me.

  19. Although I’m pleased the boot’s on the other foot re. Leadershit, that has to be balanced against my distaste for Andrew Bolt.

    I feel a little sorry for Turnbull, just a little.

    Bolt has given up all pretence of being an objective journalist (we knew he wasn’t, but at least he pretended he was, sometimes) and has revealed himself publicly as a shill for the Liberals, more precisely a shill for the Abbott Liberals. He is doling out instructions to senior Cabinet members as if they were schoolboys being told to form straight lines in the playground.

    “Know them by their friends,” is a truism, and if Bernardi leaps to Bolt’s defence, saying that Turnbull’s comments were “inappropriate” – even in his own defence – then we know where Bolt’s coming from. Essentially Bernardi’s saying that Turnbull must man-up, and cop a Bolt haymaker on the chin. It’s up to Bolt to decide the lie of the land, and for Turnbull to accept the message without question: to politely shut up when Bolt tells him to.

    The tail is well and truly wagging the dog here. Pipsqueak journalists are arrogating to themselves the right to push senior ministers around, to give them their riding orders and to have those riding orders obeyed without demur.

    Labor asked a good question in QT yesterday, putting Abbott on the spot, asking him to choose between one of his top ministers and… a f**king tinpot journalist?!?!?!?! Luckily for Abbott he came down on the side of his minister, or else there would have been absolute hell to pay. Governance in Australia would have been farmed off to whatever Bolt thinks should be the agenda.

    I am comforted by the certain knowledge that the Bolt’s of this world always get too big for their boots. After lambasting the ABC, where did he go to have his Big Sook? Why, the ABC of course! Turnbull had been “hurtful” toward poor diddums Andrew. Bolt always personalizes it, then accuses other of doing the same thing. Eventually it all turns into a farce.

    The irony is that if Bolt hadn’t written up a random set of events, joining them together into some kind of leadership conspiracy, then none of this would have happened. There was still a chance to save the day from this petulant outburst if Turnbull just kept quiet. But asking Turnbull to be mute is bound to be fruitless on almost any issue, especially where his reputation is at stake.

    I know it’s unworthy of me to feel sympathy for Turnbull – after what he did with Utegate, Pink Batts and the NBN – but up against Bolt it’s a photo finish. I ultimately come down on the side of elected officials, as opposed to unelected fops, so full of themselves they think they’re running the country and dictating policy.

    Apart from that I am thoroughly enjoying myself, as I rigorously explore the health benefits of eating bags of popcorn in the morning.

    What with Turnbull’s comments oabnout Bolt, and now Clive Palmers observations concerning Peta Credlin, Labor doesn’t have to do much, except stand to one side and let them go hammer-and-tongs at each other.

    The Right in Australia got into power by being a muckmenting rabble, destroying everything in their path, running vendettas and ruining reputations in order to win the day. They are continuing the same process, but this time it’s on themselves. They can’t help it, I know. I should feel sympathy, but I don’t, and I’m glad I don;t.

  20. Attack Shorten! Tell everyone the budget was well received! More Conrovia! Domestic slogans in official international business! Lie about everything!

    The current war is always fought with the last war’s tactics. They’re still thinking that what worked for them in Opposition will work for them in government.

    Spin, lies, exaggerations, bald assertions used to work, once. They tried to be “grown-ups”. Abbott even got a new hairdo to make himself look Prime Ministerial. But one by one the commentators are deserting them, leaving only idiots like Bolt to weave demented subplots in defence of the Fuhrer, Abbott.

    They are NOT running the country. They are squabbling over the spoils like gangsters after a bank robbery. Even Abbott is begging them to stop, but it’s gotten bigger than even him. The ferals are out of the paddock again.

    The delicious irony is that it was Bolt who opened the gate.

  21. Here’s a question – who tipped off the media about Palmer and Turnbull’s little tryst? The cameras were waiting outside as they left the restaurant. Surely management didn’t do it. I would imagine Canberra restaurants would be very discrete about who was dining with whom. So who had their staff make the phone call? This little dinner was a deliberate bit of mischief making and a lot of effort has gone into making sure all the participants, including Lucy Turnbull, who wasn’t there but can provide handy information, had the story straight. Just look at it, a carefully constructed but rather flawed plot.. Someone should make it into a movie. It could be called Wild Duck Soup.

    The story begins with Malcolm Turnbull. He has the flu and wants spicy soup. At 6 pm he makes sure he sends his wife a text explaining that. (Can we see the phone records, please?)

    In the Parliament House carpark (Malcolm drives himself around Canberra? He doesn’t have a comCar pick him up at the door?) Malcolm meets Mr Parkinson, who had, in an amazing coincidence, just concluded business at Parliament House that evening and in another amazing coincidence was not using a Comcar either.

    Mal and Mr P decide to go to the Wild Duck in search of spicy soup.

    They decide, on the spur of the moment, to invite Liberal Party vice-president Tom Harley and another chap who, in an amazing coincidence. are both miraculously free that evening and and can nip around to the Wild Duck on the spur of the moment. (Phone records again, please.)

    At the restaurant the four chaps are tucking into their entrees when who should wander in but Clive Palmer. It seems Palmer has been at the Australian Minerals Council Dinner at Parliament House, had eaten his entree but had decided to leave just before Tony Abbott gave his speech. That is the only part of this saga that I find believeable. I’d leave a dinner to avoid an Abbott speech too. Or perhaps Palmer found the entree disappointing, decided the rest of the dinner would be crap and wandered off in search of something better.

    No-one had any idea Mr Palmer would be at the restaurant that night, not a clue, never guessed anyone would walk out on an Abbott speech.

    The chaps spot the totally unexpected Palmer – he’s not hard to see in a crowd – wave him over and ask him to join them.

    Chicken, duck, fried rice and banana splits are consumed while the chaps chat about the food and their families – and maybe Malcom’s flu.

    The budget is not mentioned, not a word, nothing. Neither are pensions, Newstart changes and other controversial measures for which the government is chasing support. That I find totally unbelieveable. Even at Maccas lately everyone is talking about the budget. In the queue at Subway total strangers start conversations with ‘This budget is a bit crook, isn’t it’ and the girls in the drive-through at Red Rooster hand you your chicken and say ‘Enjoy it while you can, no-one will be able to afford this soon’. Yet we are expected to believe two politicians, the head of Treasury a bloke from the Liberal Party and some other chap did not mention a word about the budget, the hot topic for discussion across the whole country, during a long dinner. Seriously?

    Next morning, at 6.30,Turnbull sends Lucy another text telling her Clive wandering in while he was having dinner. Just to make sure she has the entire story straight.

    How dumb do these men (and Lucy) think we are?

  22. Leone

    I think howard used to call it a b-b-q stopper or some such thing. Whilst no pollys are talking about the budget, everyone else is, is that what we are supposed to believe?

  23. Bill, I agree with most of what you say. but in this stoush I’m more in AB’s corner.

    If the Liberal Party turn to the peerless one, whom many on our side would accuse of being a pompous duplicitous snake who only wishes to hoodwink enough fools by softening the hard edges of the budget and generally offering enough token gestures as to pretend he’s taking his tea party abberrants back towards the centre, then surely this is to the great advantage of what our opponents would describe as a once great conservative institution.

    Now I know what you will say to this – that on the surface Malcolm is exactly what he is in the depths of his heart – a pompous self-serving Rudd-alike with a strong belief in the uniqueness of his own opinions. And to make it worse that he is insufferably long-winded and writes the poorest comedy lines in the business. For evidence of this you will no doubt post some links to youtube videos of Malcolm on any typical Parliamentary day twirling his spectacles with that unrehearsed panache of his while Conrovian one-liners and arcane allusions from previous ages pour effortlessy from his lips. Why, the man’s a complete star you will say in your attempt at satire, the wittiest and most erudite man ever to grace the halls of the new Parliament House, and little wonder therefore that the population to a man and woman is so impatient to have that other sideways-walking baboon displaced by a man of such unsurpassable sophistication, not to mention vast knowledge of digital technology.

    Well, you can never underestimate the gullibility of the public.

    So, Bill, for these and similar reasons, go the Bolter, I say!

  24. Is that cat hanging in the window of the Lame Duck restaurant a sly dig at Turnbull’s cat-murdering past?

  25. I find it amusing the outrage from the liberals re the Palmer “attack ” on Credlin.

    One of the lines going around is that wtte seeing Credlin is a staff member and not a pollie she should be off limits.

    Interesting that it seems the libs appear to have forgotten the attacks on PMJG’s chief of staff that ranged over any number of issues including his nationality. The libs and the OM seemed very happy then to include staff members in their political attacks.

    As well the attacks by the libs on Mike Quigley was a low act but hey, who cares about that.

    Credlin is the brains behind Abbott and was central to the game plan of the libs as they crawled on their bellies through the dirt and mud on their way to government.

    As Corporal Jones used to say “They don’t like it up them ”

    I will sit back and watch Palmer give the tories a sample of their own medicine.

    The coalition framed the rules 5 years ago. Let Clive play with them using their rules and labor can get on with the job.

    Cheers.

  26. Reg Grundy linked to company behind mysterious $200,000 donation

    ustralian television legend Reg Grundy is firming as the likely person behind a mysterious $200,000 donation to the Free Enterprise Foundation, an entity closely linked to the Liberal and National parties.

    The donation was made last financial year by a company called Akira Investments Ltd, whose mailing address was listed with election funding authorities as the luxury Les Caravelles building overlooking Monte Carlo’s famous harbour, Port Hercules

    http://www.bordermail.com.au/story/2322977/reg-grundy-linked-to-company-behind-mysterious-200000-donation/?cs=12

  27. I don’t think we will ever need to worry about who pays Peta Credlin’s PPL. She will never need it.

  28. As the msm won’t give any Labor person airtime, we have to rely on Palmer to give Blood Oaf and the Oafs standing up to them. I say, go Clive, give them everything they have dished out the last five or six years.

  29. leone

    Thank you for the link. It is indeed a very strange story to say the least. Would we want a PM who has been cruel to animals?

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