Hello patrons . I’m back on deck for tonight’s version of raffle night, thanks to Fiona for running it last week.
Things are looking a bit grim on the election front so lets relax forget about it for a night and have fun and listen to some tunes.
For the footy tipping people bomberrose is winning the AFL while MassiveSpray is in the front on the NRL . The less said about my performance so far the better.
The kitty stands at $60.70 with 1 bet on the election being held and 1 still to be placed.( leftrightout).
Remember our beautiful Barmaids are here to attend to your needs
Myself and bushfirebill will be doing what we usually do
Raffle now starts as soon as this is posted remember first in first served.
Have a good night
533 thoughts on “Fab Friday Fun”
I see what you mean:
April 6, 2013 at 1:42 pm
is the speech linked to twitter
One thing I’ll say is that ‘C Lagarde’ is a bloody long streak!
How could you do that to me? Look at the eye of that squid and those tentacles … Nightmarish indeed. I won’t forgive you!
No stilettos required there.
The Gibbon is now trying to take the credit for Labor’s superannuation policy, claiming he successfully fought against cutting the entitlements of those struggling miners on $100,000 a year. The gall of the man.
A comment from his Facebook page –
‘I copped a bit of flak over the past couple of weeks for arguing against cutting the superannuation entitlements of working families including miners and others earning more than $100,000. The war has been won and their super is safe. Thanks to all those who supported me in the face of that critisism. The only concern now is Tony Abbott who, if elected, will cut the super benefits of low income families. I’ll be fighting that one even harder!’
And this tweet
Joel Fitzgibbon @fitzhunter 53m
I copped a bit of flak over the past couple of weeks for arguing against cutting the superannuation entitlements… http://fb.me/16q332HjM
He’s copping a bit of flak on Twitter over it. Let’s hope there’s a lot more coming.
Did I blink and miss the election?
Apparently the IPA is to be the new government and the Abbortian has been given his orders.
Truly terrifying. http://yathink.com.au/article-display/is-the-ipa-dinner-address-finally-a-glimpse-of-the-true-tony-abbott,63
Please forgive me …
Ms Lagarde used to play serious volleyball.
Julia in Hainan is sticking it up Tony for his Cyprus comment.
Does anyone have any idea at all about how that was done, muttleymcgee?
I am rarely impressed by trompe a l’oiel and the like, but that really is something else! As one could see from audience reaction.
Emmo joining in with some Tone and Julie bashing re FIRB.
WOW indeed! How do they do that stuff?
Confessions (& Muttley & Patricia),
Woofle dust, of course …
What is woofie dust?
WOW and WOW again, that was amazing.
Here is the list of 75 items that the IPA wants the Abbortian to implement. According to his speech at the IPA bash the other night, that is a big “Yes” to these, not sure whether that is all or some.
Be afraid, be VERY afraid.
I no longer bear a grudge against you … It’s the therapeutic effect of tilleul.
leone and i think crean was on tv last night
just caught a heep of reporters around him
something about well yes wtte its a good move
I’m not sure if you all realised, but the IPA have updated their policy wish list. The full 100 brain farts are on the second page of this piece from Wendy Harmer, along with a bonus Media Watch from 2001 with Stuart Littlemore talking about the IPA and the ABC, which you have to watch.
those others just want to make sure they dont lose their seats
i wonder if listing the ipa wish list would be a good idea
re swining voters
Great minds post alike.
now they are talking about over there labor leadship stuff even before crean
we have an election to fiight while they talk rubbish
still think a little add for people lost over there would not hurt
i just put up the ipa dinner thing link
look i bet you they dont read it they are to busy talking about the past
Woofle dust (or powder) apparently featured in many TV children’s shows in the 1950s and early 1960s. I led a deprived childhood, and did not become aware of its existence until a few weeks ago.
Further research suggests that it’s a substance commonly used by magicians.
I hoped it would do the trick … 🙂
Woofle dust turns the impossible into the possible.
You also need a magic wand.
I can attest to the fact that a piece of dowel, painted black, with one-inch long white tips may LOOK like a magic wand, but has no miraculous powers whatsoever.
Likewise spinach does NOT allow you to punch holes through walls. It does however permit you to break your knuckles trying.
A Robin Hood suit does not bestow any extra accuracy on rubber suction-tipped arrows fired from your 10/- long bow.***
Itching powder does not make you itchy.
And you can’t tip up a milk bottle, preventing the milk from falling out by inserting a straw into it.
Woofle powder makes all these things work, but Mr. Brown (proprietor of the toy shop in Strathfield when I was a kid) was always out of stock. Very sad. He always looked sad when he told me he’d just sold the last jar of the latest shipment. Oh well…
On the other hand, Mr. Ciggs, who lived a few doors up the road from us, and who was an “SP Bookie” (whatever that was) did, in response to my request for a pristine copy of a particular Mickey Mouse comic, produce an exact replica. So at least I went through my first ten years thinking bookmakers actually made books.
I believed that long after I’d sprung Dad putting Xmas presents under the tree, necessitating he and a teary I to sit down and have a long, rather depressing chat about Santa Claus.
And no, you can’t fly by either tugging on your own hair OR by pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps.
Only the Murdoch and Fairfax press can do that. They’ve been doing it for years.
*** Hopalong Cassidy suits don’t work either, as regards straight-shooting.
Woofle dust was a thrown pink cloud.
[Hopalong Cassidy suits don’t work either, as regards straight-shooting.]
But white horses always made it a certainty (even on F-Troop).
Woofle dust doesn’t work but bullshit sure does – ask Abbott.
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