Hello echidnas! My name is Kylie Sandilands – Kyle’s virtually identical twin sister. It is an honour and a privilege to be The Pub’s first official Guest Author, and to share with all you lovely Pubketeers a Very Special Event. Yes – it’s the Kirribilli House Easter Egg Hunt,
hosted by our wonderful Prime Minister, Ms Julia Gillard,
First Bloke Mr Tim Mathieson,
and Adorable Dog Reuben the Cavoodle.
Today I will be your very own Easter Bunny, and I have much pleasure in declaring the Easter Egg Hunt open. Here is your first clue:
Welcome to my Easter hunt
Now, first let’s go to something out front.
The clue is hiding in a spot
That grown-ups seem to check a lot,
Sometimes it’s full, sometimes it’s empty
You’ll often see here stamps aplenty.
Have a nice day – and would you like fries with that?