A government comes of age…

936 days

As of today – January 15, 2013 – Julia Gillard has been Prime Minister for 936 days. That’s one day longer than Kevin Rudd held the same office. For better or worse, Gillard’s Prime Ministership – and her government – have come of age.

They’re on their own now, grown up and ready to make their way in the world.

The passage of time, a result of the deposing of Rudd, has officially eradicated the taint of illegitimacy pervading the government’s tenure. That wound has healed, although it has undeniably left a scar. Despite the injury, it’s become glaringly evident there can and will be no Rudd comeback.

The Coalition is mired in the past. They rely on long distant happenings to keep their spirits alive and their supporters energetic: Rudd’s departure itself, “The Lie” regarding the Carbon Tax, and the so-called “glory days” of the Howard government, now into its sixth year of anachronism.

The Carbon Tax has been legislated and its implementation has begun. It has had virtually no ill effects.

Little Old Ladies and 2GB listeners have not been required to wither in the summer heat or freeze in front of one-bar radiators in winter.

Lurk merchants and business spivs, trying to exploit fear, uncertainty and doubt over the Tax have been shamed, warned off or prosecuted by ASIC.

Whyalla is still there, inflation remains low, interest rates have fallen, unemployment is steady.

Example after example of electricity bills, waved at the government by the Opposition, have finally been tabled and have mostly been found to be the result simply of increased usage. The Opposition has ceased producing them, too embarrassed to have the reality of their misrepresentations discovered.

The polls are improving. Today’s Newspoll shows a steady improvement. Where, as little as six months ago, a 51-49 result would have been regarded as rogue, it is now accepted as a reliable tallying of the two parties’ positions. The days of tsunami-like wipeouts seem to be gone. The political waves of the government’s fortunes have higher peaks and the troughs are not so deep. The tide is rising for Labor.

#Sensitivetony is now openly mocked in the streets, the cafes, on social media and in Australia’s lounge-rooms.

Abbott’s clumsy attempts at suborning the hapless females of his life into validating his SNAG credentials have fallen not only flat, but – importantly – on the progressively deafer ears of the nation’s women. One speech by Julia Gillard, enraged at Abbott’s smartarsed, grovelling reference to Alan Jones’ “Died Of Shame” meme, had him leering at the start of it, and ruined by its conclusion.

What women – and increasingly men – have noticed is that Abbott surrounds himself with females, alright, but only as his adoring housemaids… doing the ironing and carrying his dirt files. When he comes up against a woman he can’t control, be she the Speaker, a political rival from student days, or the Prime Minister in modern times, he resorts to the bully inside that has always given him empowerment and self-esteem.

Coalition stunts, so long a mainstay, are losing their edge. Tony Abbott playing dress-ups in fireman’s suits, skin tight Lycra and red budgie smugglers is now a national piñata.

If he thinks punters will be impressed that he lets his Chief Of Staff keep her IVF drugs in his fridge and use his toilet to self-administer them, then he has another think coming.

This should be normal behaviour for the boss of an organization, common decency, not exemplary or above and beyond the call of office. The more he arranges for these stunts to hit the front page of the Murdoch rags, the more diminishing the return, it seems even into negative territory.

About the only ones left that take him seriously (or pretend to) are the nation’s media, paid to be his friends with the NBN demolition bribe.

But even they have doubts. The “Home By Christmas” campaign of 2011, designed to shoehorn a bragging Abbott into the lodge by Christmas of that year, has not worked. They are doing it by the numbers now, persisting with their demented trench warfare long past the time when it had any chance of success.

As media resources and manpower are frittered away via an orgy of enterprise and confidence-destroying self-harm by the so-called “pundits”, Abbott’s sure fire success which permitted government policy to be ignored and Opposition policy to be archived for future reference, leaving stunts and gimmicks in their place, is now in doubt. Second thoughts and Plan-Bs are becoming more the order of the day in the nation’s newspapers and on its TV screens.

Gillard and her government, from this day forward, can more safely walk past Abbott and his look-at-me routines, and dance to their own tune… of their own composition. The Prime Minister has the keys to the country as well as the Lodge firmly in her grasp.

And she’s not one for letting them go without a real fight.

936 days in office is much more than a milestone… it is a truly defining moment when a government comes of age.


746 thoughts on “A government comes of age…

  1. Posted this over the other place; I’m to slow at typing to repeat here;

    Campell Newman, like those who support and voted for him, isn’t that bright. Cunning as a sh#thouse rat…yes. But he does know one thing;

    If the people who work for you are scared….there will be no whistleblowers. None at all, if ever. Defeated people avert their eyes. Frightened employees’ question only that which is safe to question. The cowed have no place at the high table. They don’t exist.

    None will question this;

    Gotta mate who wants to build apartments in the trendy, close to CBD areas?…..might just have a school or two that can be made surplus to requirements.

    Perhaps your mate, the big contributer to various causes, might want to get his hands on a bit of prime ” on the water land ” at a very popular seaside town…..well, there is a couple of caravan parks that need to be sold off. The pensioners, after 20 or more years living in them, can fend for themselves.

    Not just anyone can afford to buy the power production network in Queensland. I imagine that if you’re raw fuel suppliers, and wish to strengthen your market, you would be about the only ones who could do it? We may need to go the people on this. Maybe you can start a low key campaign to change the publics mind? You get us the blessing of the public….well then, when it all quietens down and they’re are looking over there at something else. That’s when we’ll write the contracts, or, if it’s easier, we’ll just sign the one you put up.

    Some will call this post fantasy. I would call it a fair assessment of the mindset, dna and corruptness of the philosophy of the LNP, its financiers and ballot box supporters.

  2. I hope Andrew Bolt’s house in LA burns down with him just barely escaping with his life, and a mess o’ 3rd degree burns!

    No such thing as Climate Change my sweaty…everything! Today has been
    THE HOTTEST DAY EVER! in Gosford. And I had to drive around in it for 2 hours in a car without Air Conditioning feeling like I was in a mobile fan-forced oven.


    Therefore, for LA to be experiencing an unusual run of very cold weather,

    It’s still 44C here in Gosford, well, Killcare Heights, actually, which is so close to the coast I can smell the ocean!

    Aaaarrrggghhh!!! Why do people even listen to Andrew Bolt and all the other Fossil Fool shills? The evidence for Climate Change is there before their very eyes that it is real!

    Oi! You Victorians! Stop hogging the Southerly Change and send it up to NSW will you!?! Or I WILL have to become a Topless Barmaid tonight! 😀

  3. kezza but what would the lno announce during an election campaign.

    i think it will be just more of the past
    we will wind back this and that ect.

    for what
    the thing that must be discussed is if they wind back the carbon price
    they take the extra payment back not just for pensoners but evey one who was compensated,, isnt that nearly all of us

  4. Political Animal (@PolAnimalAus)
    JANUARY 18, 2013 AT 4:16 PM
    Tried to keep a list of stuff Newman has cut:


    I like it. And at least you had good intention and started the count. But didn’t it get out of hand so quickly? Noone had any idea the happy-nappy-chappie would spoil his rompers so quickly.

    At the start of this year, I promised myself I would start a log of TA to compare with his claims for expense entitlements, then I thought, aaaah, I’ll keep track of it when he starts doing something. I’ll remember.

    Wish they’d just publish a daily itinerary like they used to do in the olden days.

  5. i love winter so much i am hoping we get extremes in that season
    snow in the streets here, has not happened since 1986
    people had to ski over the tasman bridge.

  6. how can 20 th be sacked in one state for what.

    , it s crazy , they spend less, and then g s t is lost

    that was how lara gidding looked at it , in our budget.

    but i am very worried about the liberals next march 2014

    all liberals are the same they just wear a different out fit

  7. I’ve got Truck Drivers’ Arm. 😀

    If it’s still hot tonight I may not go Topless, but I might have to go Skimpy. 😉

    Anyway, as is my perverse way, here’s a song to open proceedings with:


  8. really sorry about that bb

    can you make it shorter

    i was intersted when the records where being kept

    as regards to the tweet from george mega

    i apologise

  9. o dear that was supposed to be only

    one paragraph about when records where first kept

    as i read something about mega george and his comment
    re heat in 17… something

  10. trumental temperature record – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


    Colors indicate the length of the temperature record available at each site. Sorry, your … The longest-running quasi-global record starts in 1850. …record. 5 Warmest years; 6 Warmest decades; 7 See also; 8 References; 9 External links …. Coverage for earlier in the 20th and 19th centuries would be significantly less.

    Climate of Sydney – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


    An average of 14.6 days a year have temperatures of more than 30 °C (86.0 °F). … °F) on 14 January 1939 at the end of a four-day heatwave across Australia. … has high humidity and precipitation levels in summers, it does get dry heatwaves that …. 2005 were the warmest summers in Sydney since records began in 1859.

    State of the Climate | Global Analysis – National Climatic Data …

    http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov › NESDIS › NCDC

    a summary of global temperatures and precipitation, placing the data into a … The year 2012 was the 10th warmest year since records began in 1880. …. In the Southern Hemisphere, with La Niña still in place, Australia reported its 11th coolest …

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    http://www.telegraph.co.uk › Earth › Environment › Global Warming

    6 days ago – The only honest appraisal of what’s happening to the world’s climate is to look … 1996, a relatively cool year, as the starting point, it would suggest that the … thus keeping up prices and preventing young people buying homes.

    Southeast Australian temperature outlook

    http://www.bom.gov.au › Climate › Seasonal Outlooks

    Dec 19, 2012 – Seasonal Climate Temperature Outlooks for Southeastern Australia. … over these areas, while about three or four years would be cooler. … During January to March, history shows the effect on maximum temperatures to be moderately … tropical and eastern Australia, and an earlier than normal start to the …

    Catalyst: Taking Our Temperature – ABC TV Science



    Nov 15, 2012
    He said, ‘Dad, Dad, what do I do, what do I do? …. OK, so that is a 100-year record, really, for Australia …

    More videos for from what year did australia start keeping … »

    Weather Extremes – Weather Underground


    Ace temperature detective and climatologist Maximiliano Herrera may have … Soviet meteorological stations), does not have a complete data series for Orlovka. … been making the weather observations over the many years (since 1908). …. Record January Warmth in France and Australia while Record Cold in China and …

    Climate Progress | ThinkProgress


    5 hours ago – Video: The Year Climate Change Got Real For Americans …. 2012 was Washington, D.C.’s hottest year, with records going back …. To put this another way, achieving the same 60% chance of success with action starting in 2020 would …. announces its 2013 decision to keep in place the minute hand of the …



    7 hours ago – Did CO2 cause extreme heat in the 1820′s? … They had been used for 200 years, and the Fahrenheit scale was nearly 100 years old … BOM Excuse for deleting some long held temperature records … Threat of ANAO Audit means Australia’s BOM throws out temperature set, starts again, gets same results …

    1934 is the hottest year on record


    According to NASA temperature records, the hottest year on record globally is 2005. … The whole thing does not ring true, it looks manufactured to promote the … You can check out our climate statistics at the Australian Bureau of Meteorology. … followed by a sudden dip), but then start to rise again quite quickly-in spite of …

  11. Sorry C@t…was out all day at the central market…but you got the link anyway!…thanks!…………you….?

  12. BB

    Way back when, I was working in outback WA (near Meekatharra).

    We put a thermometer out in the sun and it registered 58C (136F).

    You couldn’t even have a shower as the cold water was too hot to stand under.

    Anyway, after living in Sydney I’m sure the weather in the outback back then was more comfortable then 46C in Sydney.

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