Who was here when this Poll Result was announced?
Petro the phantom poll poster has released the details of the latest poll conducted by the most respected polling company around “Polldaddy:”
The poll was conducted over the Christmas day/Boxing day holiday, which as most respectable polling companies agree is the optima time to conduct a political poll as people are free from their working life and can really concentrate on the important issues of the day.
12,000 people were surveyed across a broad spectrum of the Australian public but with 2 common denominatiers that they were all extremely attractive and also extremely intelligent. Go figure . The margin of error is approximatly .0000013% but some Possums may disagree with that and say .0000014%.
According to Anthony Greys calculator this would reduce the opposition to around 5 seats and some pretty unhappy ex mps.
The now very powerful Prime Minister Julia Gillard when asked about the poll stated that polls come and polls go but Alan Jones is still a low life piece of hyena waste.
The leader of the opposition Tony Abbott was seen running around in circles trying to bite his own bum. When asked to comment he stated he is very busy doing important things for Australia and polls smolls I need a new set of togs.
The deputy leader of the opposition Ms. J Bishop ( who by the way is barren never having kids. something is wrong with hey heff. opps sorry wrong party) has called for an inquiry to be held because apparently the main pollster once received a banana paddle-pop 20 yrs ago from his then girlfriend who worked at the local snack bar and did not pay for it.
The shadow treasure Joe Hockey was spotted at Abduls a well know and delicious eatery in surrey hills Sintown,trying to eat the menu.
When asked for a comment he stated while trying to decide between the vegie. platter and some falafels that Hogwaorths a very reputable accounting firm assured him that as 83+9 only =92 the missing 8% will ensure victory at the next election.
Dennis Shamaham head political wanker at Australia’s biggest loss making paper the “stralyin” has stated that although things are looking grim for the coalition the sausages are almost cooked and the onions are ready ,but he has lost the BBQ. sauce.
Over at the iceage the champion of the Canberra press galley Michelle Gratenn has stated in no uncertain terms that this may or not be good for the ALP. and indeed may or not be bad for the Coalition. You don’t get much more straight forward political insight than that.
We at the tragis who commissioned this poll so we own it and understand better than any of you people can tell you in good faith,hands on heart that YES it is a good poll for the ALP.
932 thoughts on “POLLDADDY: 83%ALP-9% COALITION”
BK – [David Pope on the Greens’ policy changes.]
Not our banister rail – v steep stairs!
Yes, I am here, but intermittently: the novelty of hopping with the walker, not to mention being out of bed, is more tiring than I had expected. I’m also on a morphine derivative for pain control, which adds to my general dopiness, so I’m sorta just going to waft in and out of Tragics for the next couple of days.
Go to one of the unwanted emails, click on Subscription Options, and uncheck updates from PB Xmas Tragics. Works like a charm
Thanks for your help. My email is MacMail and on that format I see no box to uncheck. I do have “old eyes” which are not too good for lookin so any further advice would be appreciated. Taa.
There is a black strip across the top of this page, on the left it reads ‘PB Xmas tragics’ and then a ‘+ Follow’. in your case it might have a tick and say ‘following’, hover your cursor over the words and it will change to ‘unfollow’, then right click. So, maybe that is a way you can fix it.
That Moir cartoon you linked to isn’t about the US, it’s about O’Farrell allowing shooters in NSW’s national parks.
pusy claw i had that happen to me some years ago
i unsubscribed from the site, not sure you can do that with this one though
it was craft site i was reading and i got all the comments
i would not stop like a waterfall
misadventure good point as i have nearly clicked on to it several tims
to the right of where you are typing it sort of sits on the scroll down arrow
Psyclaw – When you go to post the ‘Notify’ option boxes are to the left of the ‘Post Comment’ button.
I think if you post something and make sure the two ‘boxes’ are not ‘crossed’ your problem will go away.
I stand corrected!
do you mean c tari the notify me and the notify me by email
so the follow box on my screen is on the right where you type
i dont have it on the top,
little black sighn says follow with a cross
psyclaw!!….toughen up!…what’s a “few” extra comments on the “internet superhighway” of life?….Didn’t you read Joe Hockey’s speech on the “age of entitlements”?….why should YOU get special treatment.?….”Okkey Joe Hockey….: He’ll save you!!”
There will be two check boxes somewhere on the screen when you post. There actual location will vary depending on the browser being used. To stop the mail you need to find these, uncheck them, and then ‘Post Comment’:
* Notify me of follow-up comments via email
*Notify me of new posts via email
Reid says “not that easy” to craft fiscal cliff solution, “we’re dealing with big numbers.
It’s time for the Pres to call in Barnaby and Hockey. They are completely comfortable with eleventy billions and above.
Well, ticking the follow box didn’t send new posts to my email, it just means this thread goes to a page that lists all the threads. I think!!??
Log out. Then try to post a message. You will be asked to log in again. At that time you will see the two checkboxes mentioned by Ctar.
Thats’ how I just found them. 🙂
Good morning Bludgers!
Former Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi has agreed to pay his estranged wife Veronica Lario 100,000 euros ($127,200) a day as part of a divorce settlement, according to a newspaper report.
The daily Corriere della Sera paper said the 36 million-euro-a-year ($46 million) settlement, reached after three years of negotiations, was filed with a court in Milan around Christmas.
Bunga bunga! 😀
Just click on the comment box and the two checkboxes are below.
Just clicking in the Leave a reply ‘box’ should make them appear.
denese – ‘The follow thing’ is to do with Facebook, I think.
Just ignore it!
No storm last night, so this morning it’s very sticky. ‘Joe Hockey’ says it’s 20 degrees and 87% humidity. In typical Hockeynomics, it tells me it’s raining when it’s blue sky.
By Design on ABC Radio National this morning is on sustainable living, if anyone is interested. And the Louis Theroux docos on IView are fascinating. The one on the USA where people keep wild animals, lsuch as lions, apes, an adult kangaroo in a pram??? was both weird and sad. I watched the one about South Africa’s private security forces last night.
Hopefully I have stopped the comments coming up, on email had about 150 comments clogging my email box, this morning
I hope that MsAdventure, CTar1 and Spinebill have clarified things for you. If not, yell, and I will try to email later today with another suggestion.
Well, I’ve had my 3.5 hours out of bed and feel sleepy again, so I shall go and snooze for a while. See y’all later.
At last… New Thread.
Re the polls, the only figure watching right now is Tone’s disapproval and netsat. No LOTO has won an election with such low figures and not hard to see why: when an election is nowhere near people can say they don’t like LOTO but like his party, as election draws near a lot will think twice about electing a despised LOTO. That would account for some of the rise in support for the ALP.
The Wingnutt may as well kiss his arse goodbye after this quarterly poll,which shouldn’t be hard for him considering this gutless wonder has had his head up his acre since he became Lotto,no doubt looking for his so called policies.
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